Chuck Norris shakes my hand, and I fly up high. It takes some time, but I eventually land. I look at myself, my chins and my hair. How could all of this, come from wrestling a bear? Have I actually become a god? My thoughts are disrupted, with an applaud. A group of people, pats me on the shoulder, before suddenly, a humongous boulder! I try to stop the boulder with my new skills, and so I do, stopping any kills. The world now knows me as "The God of Coolness". I have never, given in to foolness.