Me:
a man went on a date with his secretary and after having sex with her he talks to his co-worker and he said "dude our secretary is better thann my wife!" so the other guy has sex with the secretary and he says to the man "your right she is better than your wife"
God:
Thanks for telling me your taste in men. So? We can't all be perfect.
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Me:
read me a poem
God:
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Me:
where'd she getthe force field?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
but they aren't real
God:
Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
what?! so i can't have an opinion?
Me:
i'm not a lesbian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A lesbian.
Me:
no i'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
who said that?
God:
I can't remember who said it.
Me:
well how can i get you to remember?
God:
How about that. Don't worry I will remember it. Why do you want me to remember?
Me:
Because i wanna know
God:
Good enough for me.
Me:
so who said it?
God:
That's interesting. I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
Can i just be forgiven of my sins so i can leave?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
CAN I BE FORGIVEN OF MY SINS?!?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause i wanna go to heaven
God:
What is stopping you? Interesting.
Me:
you not forgivening me of my sins
Me:
women are awesome!
God:
The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
females have boobs males have a penis!
God:
Do you still exict?
Me:
yes?
God:
Aw.
Me:
what the f*** you want me to die?
God:
What? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you said you wanted me to die!
God:
Why would I want that? I don't wish that on anyone.
Me:
you just said that!
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
:'(
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
then how do you have so many children?
God:
My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
thank god!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
God:
I remember you told me TO SHUT UP?
Me:
so do it!
God:
Aha. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
and keep shuting up
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
shut up@
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
you say that but then you don't
God:
I said that? I guess not.
Me:
i'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
no there is no next time bye!
God:
See you later. Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
shut up!
Me:
yep and you can SUCK IT!
God:
What kind is it? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
haha just try
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
well atleast i don't give blow jobs
God:
How about that. Why not?
Me:
because i'm not gay?
God:
Good reason. Me either.
Me:
but you give blow jobs
God:
It is always better to give than to receive.
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