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Don't Shit Your Pants

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Jul. 02, 2015

Rating: -1

pull door, pants off, sit on toilet, fart gently, fart gently, fart gently

Bear Grills

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Apr. 15, 2013

Rating: 1

Another cool, hip game with 0 creativity.

Super Duck Punch!

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Apr. 10, 2013

Rating: 0

Gutter trash!

Extinct! Are you smarter than a plant?

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Jul. 29, 2012

Rating: 10

I wish I had the intelligence of a weed. Life would be so much easier to deal with.

Space is Key 2

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Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: 1

Still plenty of room for a part 3. For one thing, you can make moving blocks more prevalent, along with orienting the screen different ways, such as an upside-down "upgrade". In addition to that, try starting from different elevations, and/or add special blocks that you can land on top of, acting as platforms.

Monsters' Den

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Nov. 13, 2011

Rating: 4

Challenge Game: Reach level 50 on Hardcore with a Cleric-less party.

Memoir Text Adventure

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Oct. 29, 2011

Rating: 4

My first partner died of a heart attack. My second partner committed suicide. My third partner was murdered after we had been married for thirty years. I was an A-List celebrity, but all three of my children were ugly, dumb, and had terrible personalities. I died at age 70 after visiting the doctor. It didn't say so, but I think that doctor put me in a hospital, where I pulled my own plug.

Nightcrawlers

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Oct. 21, 2011

Rating: 6

Don't these people know that when it is pitch black you are likely to be eaten by a grue?

Town of Fears

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Oct. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

Last Flake needs some serious nerfing. I easily destroyed Ancient Fear using only her...on Hard. It wasn't even remotely difficult.

My Pet Protector

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Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: -4

So, I beat the game and got the hard badge, but it has yet to award me either of the other two...

The First Hero

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Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: 18

Now don't look back...

Vector Stunt

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Sep. 22, 2011

Rating: 2

I can only imagine the looks on the faces of those who saw that I just played "I am the Dolphin Sprayhole F**ker".

Crystal Story

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Sep. 22, 2011

Rating: 6

Prestige classes would make this even better. Once you put so many points into a class, you unlock another branch of that class to pursue, like a Rogue could choose to continue down the path of the rogue or branch off into the more specialized Assassin class. Healers could specialize into Priest, Fighters into Samurai, and Mages into Shamans, to show some examples. Or you could make a character-specific class for each character.

Skinny

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

Ah, another version of Plato's Cave. Like The Matrix, I find the idea of a false reality about the dangers of false realities to be quite amusing. What's sad is that most of the people who play this will not realize that we in our day and age are stuck in the "Matrix", or "System". Games, movies, television, facebook, twitter...it's all false reality that we for whatever eason seem to prefer over reality. We have become slaves to our tools.

Vulpin Adventure

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: 3

This is honestly a terrible game. It's all style and no substance. Sure, it looks nice, but the gameplay is among the blandest I've seen. It's disgustingly shallow, offering absolutely NO actual depth at all. It's horribly unbalanced, generic, and boring. However, Pseudolonewolf is an awesome composer, so that'll earn the game a star in my book, leaving me with a 2/5 for this game. It desperately needs variety, and the stats really need rebalancing. It's obvious that all of the work went into the visuals, which should be the least important part in a game. Games are about GAMEPLAY, not looks. I don't give a damn what your game looks like. Give me something that is fun to play.

Vulpin Adventure

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Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: 4

@JustinDark and all other dishonest raters; it doesn't make sense to give a game a perfect score and then list what you didn't like/thought could have been better. 5/5 is a PERFECT SCORE, meaning that there is NOTHING wrong with the game, in your opinion. It's not "Okay, that was kinda fub I guess, 5/5". This is entirely unfair and does not accurately portray what you think about the game. Because this is so common, that inflated rated that you give the game translates into an inflated overall rating. Since getting 5/5's from the majority of Kong users is so damn easy, the highest-rated games are simply those that have been played the most. So many great games go underappreciated because of this.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Sep. 15, 2011

Rating: 6

Also, the Annunaki are the seven judges of the underworld.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Sep. 15, 2011

Rating: 6

@SperendorCrescit: Actually, his name is based off of three characters in Mesopotamian mythology. Marduk, Inanna, and Enkidu.

Incident 9:02

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Sep. 12, 2011

Rating: -1

I don't care what that say about segues, and no, I don't have the time to listen to you whine about nothing and everything all at once.

GregManiacs

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Sep. 11, 2011

Rating: 30

Needed characters: Christina Greguilera/Lady Grega, Gregstraterrestrial, Gregamesh. Also, "The Big G" should be called "Gregular".

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