Virus: Die President GREENLAND , Die!!! Obama: OH SH-T, BARNEY'S ON!! Assistant: Wait, what about the virus and the President GREENLAND being de-, OH SH-T , YOUR RIGHT, BARNEY'S ON!! Obama/Assistant: F--K YA!!!!!!
OBAMA DIED 3 REGIONS LATER BECAUSE HIS ASSISTANT HAD DIARRHEA IN HIS PANTS :)