OMG WHAT YEAR IS THIS!?!!
Hey you, reading this, listen to me very carefully. Im you.. you sent back in time 20 minutes from now to tell you that you need to get into that box now!
Its imperative that you get into this box our existence depends on it, and lets face it.. you dont have much else to do these days anyway.
Getting into this box is what's best for all of us, you will learn so much.. yet experience so little.
It's quite the wild ride my friend, well worth the time spent.. and I wouldn't lie to a fellow "Me" now would I?
But time is ticking...
You need to get into this box now!
I SAID GET INTO THE D**M BOX!!
here are a few pointers
the game uses WASD and space
use space against farmers, jump at shield spartans, use shield (hold back) against charging spartans, hold dow for arrows from behind, and for the ones that hunt you, you can hold down to dodge his attack but you can get away from him if you hold forward long enough but be ready for whatever comes next
the game also has audio cues for each of them but regular obstacles so you'll need to pay close attention as the regular obstacle may seem to come out of nowhere if you're heavily focusing on cues and vice versa
Part 3. Once inside the dragon will nap at the door. head to the litter box and use either your canteen or mop to get some good old dragon piss for all your conventional needs, stand up the dead body with the scarecrow and give the dragon your onion and take his tears, then drench yourself in that sweet sweet dragon piss and get the heck out of there.
Give the wizard the tears and head back to town (keeping it short).
Mute the game and get another job (the stat decreases don't matter) then head back to the wizard.
Buy the defective haste spell and take the wand then use the haste spell to rush to the end.
JK you died press the end of hour option to continue, head to the gate and use the haste spell on the clock, talk to the guard and head to the castle.
Once in the castle use the wand on the prince.............................................
ok I won't kill you again, the wizard then prince, enjoy a satisfying ending.
Part 2. Head back to your cell for your goodies and grab our sexy scarecrow again then head for the wizard up the road, after talking to him give him your arrow, the gold, and the mop. (leaving to get some water can cause you to get the joke ending hence the mop). The wizard will send you to the dragon's demand you will meet 2 wizards and a wannabe wizard, to solve yellow's riddle just talk to I'm again, you will then need to find the fastest path across the swamp (you and red go, you go back, yellow and blue go, red go back, you and red go) and you will get to the den.
Hey guys, here's a walkthrough to get the best ending.
In the cell take the mop, put it in the pot and remove the brick in the wall and wet the dirt.
Outside your cell take the scarecrow and grab an onion then strip down that sexy scarecrow by dragging him onto our protagonist, place the scarecrow back in your bed and wear his cloths as you walk to the town.
Once in town use the mop on the fountain then take a job, don't worry about silencing the town crier that comes later.
end part 1
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