Oh and clever title for the game. Kufc... rearrange the letters.... yea, real clever guys. Those with limited intellect seems to always resort to swearing. I'm suprised Kongregate let you put that on the site with the name as it is. I'm sure your mother would be proud of you and your ingenuity. kufc this game.
Controls are way too touchy. Great idea but flat out horrible controls. Way too touchy and makes the game too frustrating. Sorry, fail. I'm disappointed newgrounds. I thought you would be able to make a game with decent controls by now. If this is a new programmer on staff making this game, I suggest you find a new one.
was going to put a 5/5 but then realized that if you close your browser and leave the page, your feat history gets wiped... Awesome! Had 11 of 14 and now I'm back to 0 of 14..... Can I get a cookie???
K the shop is annoying, right when I have enough money to buy the latest armor, it goes to the next level armor and I can't afford it... really? Horrible concept right there, game has promise but too many stupid ideas gone horribly wrong.
8413... WOW!
Definitely agree with all the comments. Decent amount of skill to be able to handle the buildings with the windows and dodging the vaporizors, but there is still a lot of luck involved with the random map you get. Just keep trying and eventually you will get a decent map and get the hard badge.
Good concept, execution is a bit shakey, not good at all if you have any sort of history of seizures. But I agree just not worth my time for 50 levels. Good try though.
And what is with the glass on the sorting oriface level? It just gets in the way and serves no purpose other than pissing the player off. Was it put there to be pretty? All but two of those lever things you don't even use...
This game gets worse as you go on...
Cool idea, poor execution. Wife's directions level is just flat out retarded. I get so many balls stuck in the ending place right on the lip and they just sit there... Did you even test this thing before you released it? These are bugs you should have caught...
1/5 Try again once you fix the glitches and make game play easier to control.
K i've discovered I hate this f'ing game. If this is actually supposed to be scientific and accurate, why does each test of the design produce different results?
The physics of this program are a joke and is actually counter intuitive for any person who has taken a physics, statics, engineering or architecture course.
Epic fail. Try again.
HAHA I just got the best thing possible trying for the hard badge. I hit a yellow frenzy then a purple note right as the game started... I jumped from a 4x to a 60x multiplier. Ended with about 664,000,000 hahahaha
yea those little cheap attacks (z and x) make it impossible to do the 3 hits challenge. Decent idea, poor execution. I would rework it too where maybe when you are blocking the special combo (s key) the arrow keys appear along with that flashing attack diagram to tell you what order to block in. The 2nd challenge was the doozie to get 25 blocks... Took me 30 minutes to get 26.
gpatton, right click on the playing area and select zoom in twice to center your shot. Then click show all to return to the full size screen and get the next target
What a retarded game. I'm sorry but this isn't fun in the LEAST. Stupid concept and stupid gameplay. Might actually want to try to make people want to play it again after losing a few times.... NOPE!
So a little hint for getting the Hard badge:
You can't lose the customers once you have them to gold. Don't waste time making pizzas for customers you have the gold medals on just give them a whole cheese pizza. You will lose all the stars on them but the rating stays forever.
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