Madagascar advisor: "Sir, someone in Japan sneezed."
President of Madagascar: "Shut everything down, stop people from leaving, burn all dead people, hand out gas masks, give out water, declare martial law. This could be the end of the world!!
Advisor of Canada: "Sir, half of the world is infected with a deadly virus. What should we do??"
President of Canada: "Shut up, Spongebob is on!!"