Whilst playing, I was trying to think of an appropriate metaphor for how this game made me feel. All I could come up with is it made me feel like that kinda ugly girl that the captain of the football team asks to prom. I was so happy and excited and everyone was jealous and I was having a great time. Then he started treating me mean but I thought nothing of it, until he sexually assaulted me in the girls bathroom when I was fixing my make up. It was the most terrifying moment of my young life. Of course I went back to the dance, trying to put on a brave face and have a good time but it was all I could think about. His eyes burnt through me like hot pokers. I stayed till the end only for my best friend, Tiffany, who was crowned prom queen, then I asked her to take me home before she went to make out point with Bobby. I shall now proceed to run upstairs in tears and have a shower in my prom dress.
I'd like to know how the person top of the leaderboard for time spent in game has over 10 years already... Something smells fishy... And it isn't all these Dragonfish and Cold Eels
Brilliant game. Superb sequel. My only criticism would be that the yellow bar indicating level doesn't go to full on the training screen, apart from for climbing where it goes off the screen. All in all brilliant though. Perhaps allow user created content to be uploaded onto kongregate so we can all try level editor levels. 5/5
i just got No Heartstone Unturned and yet i still havent gotten Harvest Season... apart from the obvious error in the badges, this is a pretty damn awesome game :D
good game... pretty good graphics for an online game :D i like when u get weird monkey thing... but it doesnt really matter how powerful u r and stuff... as long as u hit the bouncey things and the speedy things :D