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JumpingLine

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Aug. 25, 2012

Rating: 3

Whilst playing, I was trying to think of an appropriate metaphor for how this game made me feel. All I could come up with is it made me feel like that kinda ugly girl that the captain of the football team asks to prom. I was so happy and excited and everyone was jealous and I was having a great time. Then he started treating me mean but I thought nothing of it, until he sexually assaulted me in the girls bathroom when I was fixing my make up. It was the most terrifying moment of my young life. Of course I went back to the dance, trying to put on a brave face and have a good time but it was all I could think about. His eyes burnt through me like hot pokers. I stayed till the end only for my best friend, Tiffany, who was crowned prom queen, then I asked her to take me home before she went to make out point with Bobby. I shall now proceed to run upstairs in tears and have a shower in my prom dress.

Pingy the Ping Idle RPG

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Oct. 30, 2011

Rating: 4

I'd like to know how the person top of the leaderboard for time spent in game has over 10 years already... Something smells fishy... And it isn't all these Dragonfish and Cold Eels

The I of It

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Jun. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

I ate a bit :)

Vertical Drop Heroes

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Sep. 15, 2010

Rating: 2

Awesome game. My favourite equipment: Shadow Scimitar, Icicle Staff, Rune of Endurance, Stonebreaker Arrows and Pendant of Evasion

DuckLife2: World Champion

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Jul. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

Brilliant game. Superb sequel. My only criticism would be that the yellow bar indicating level doesn't go to full on the training screen, apart from for climbing where it goes off the screen. All in all brilliant though. Perhaps allow user created content to be uploaded onto kongregate so we can all try level editor levels. 5/5

Sins

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Mar. 01, 2010

Rating: 0

dude... i just scored 666!!! best score ever... in an appropriate game

CycloManiacs

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Aug. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

just got 70 achievements :) and for those who need help, to get a sneaky start, dont press anything until just before it says go press up :)

Red Remover

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Jul. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

yay i win russian :D

Fragger

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Jul. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

im bad ass enough to save the president... or so im told

Evolution

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Jun. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

ahahaha the music is linkin park's numb SIC

The X-spot

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Jun. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

those jokes SUCKED

Ballon Duell

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Apr. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

stolen

Music Catch 2

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Mar. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

ever think some people might not like this game?

Electric Box

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Feb. 19, 2009

Rating: -2

i played this on killsometime.com and loved it :D so glad it found its way to kong

Hands of War

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Jan. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

i just got No Heartstone Unturned and yet i still havent gotten Harvest Season... apart from the obvious error in the badges, this is a pretty damn awesome game :D

grow island

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Jan. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

STOLEN!!! but an amazing game... but STOLEN!!!

Gut Spiller

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Jan. 14, 2009

Rating: 1

i agree with metagamer... for want of a better word... crap

canadian idiot

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Jan. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

i thought this is a game site, not for videos... 1/5... im disappointed

Home Run

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Jan. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

good game... pretty good graphics for an online game :D i like when u get weird monkey thing... but it doesnt really matter how powerful u r and stuff... as long as u hit the bouncey things and the speedy things :D

The Mystery Number Guesser!

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Jan. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

i got one of these in my christmas cracker... its not a game! boo

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