I try, honestly I try. And when I've done my best, that damned gopher shows up, taunting me, humiliating me. By all that is holy, I will have my revenge, in this life or the next....
Yes, it's a bit buggy, and the UI could use some polishing. Nevertheless, it's quite fun as is.
Also, props for some funny writing. In particular, I long for a world in which "Enchanted Pie" is a reality.
Nevermind - was quicker than I thought - got a level 80 Heroic Chest armor on my second random drop. That's the last achievement, giving me a score of "570/560 achievements."
Such an unsatisfying ending - maybe there'll be an update to this game someday....
Agree with the previous commenter who mentioned that Animal Rush 7 is annoying. Indeed, it's the very last star I need for the hard badge. The hammer is such an annoyingly awkward weapon to use. :-(
OK, about 2 minutes in and the music is annoying as hell. It sounds like a slightly peppier version of a funeral organ. And no way to turn it off in the game?
Is this what modern "civilization" has come to? A grown man sitting in front of a screen, cursing an animated rolling head because he "lost" a lot of imaginary "money"? Sometimes I feel so ashamed of myself....
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