Egh, It's kinda disturbing how many off-kilter people just spazz over art games.. They're not that great, it's just art with a game attached, woooo... ... My only concern is dark-colored levels, especially like half of the evil levels = unfair blindness...
I'm starting to slowly come to terms with kreds and how they work.. Buying the up-and-coming game "Minecraft" has taught me some morals of how that system works.. Don't mistake me for being arrogant, I was a big-time pirate for a while and probably still am, but buying a game for once opened my eyes a little.. Devs (and Kong) need money to keep doing what they do, and this, amongst other things is how they get that money.
You know what would be a cool game?.. An game from the monster's perspective, where your a monster on the right side of a long side-scrolling level trying to stop some noob players.. You have cheap bad-guy abilities and the challenge is to kill the human-like players, and have it where there's more than one player, like 4 of them in a team, where when you kill one, he complains like a real player and the others tell him to stfu! :D
In a way, big-time game devs are like doctors... They throw a large portion of their life away as a sacrifice to gain the ability to produce something valueable to the people.. For devs it's games, for doctors it's the ability to save a life.
Haha... Thank god I'm not playing this game for completion, otherwize, I'd be rating it a 4 for the retarded impossible minigame at the desert level... 2 things make a game horrible in my opinion.. 1.Time trail ANYTHING. And 2.Something that forces you to be perfectionist at regardless of difficulty setting... Ironicly, all the mini games are consisted only of those 2 specific things...
Representin' the K (medium, 15 points)
(Defeat 5 opponents in multiplayer mode (preferably ones from other inferior gaming sites)
Ooh, sure, it looks innocent, a little taunt here, a cheap laugh there, then next thing you know, BAM, the layout turns black (or some darker generic "Cool" color), the chatrooms get filled with trolls (Already underway), and suddenly kongregate turns into newground's annoying brother in-law...
BAD kongregate... Don't make me get my rolled-up newspaper on you..
Stands out from all the gray boring emo-story-based puzzles... Not that this isn't one of them.. It's just one of the best of it's kind.. So far anyway, in my opinion... Something about games that let or force the player to interact with himself really catch my attention. 4/5
Either I'm sleepy, Or this game is pointless and boring as heck... ... I'll pick the high road and just rate it a three.. I never did like walk-around-and-solve-mystery games, no reason to hate what others like/love...
I can't have weapons because they would be too heavy for the planet?.. And yet the enemy has weapons and they can FLY?... Sometimes I wonder if there needs to be an AVGN for flash games...
The learning curve is... Wait... There IS no learning curve.. Where does it give you instructions to make a jump without freaking out and making your guy just plow into a wall of snow?.. This gets a 4 for the music and gameplay, and woulda got a 5 if it had better instructions..
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