well,seeing than im not a freak of nature,a gamer that has to be revived by an ajacent medical team daily kuz he plays instead of living,and also seeing that im not a NOOB or a HACKER,or a brat,ruling out ALL those variables,i think i got a pretty damn high score if you think aboute it.170.94
eh..it would be better if the level was just on one whole screen and there wasnt that back and forth factoer,but who am i to say,sleep deprevation has impaired my judgement?
easy to beat just draw foward curves randomly to make a city of big squares make enouph of them to hopefully shove the ball in the circle or fall off and respawn on a ramp to the circle!B :) fun game nice music heard it bfre
OMFG THEY ARE NOT STOLEN DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUTE COPY RIGHT LAW,I MEAN SERIOUS TYPE COPYRIGHT LAW?ANYONE?AANYYYONE?...didn't think so,i do,so shut up ALLL you dumbass noobs...
wow,now thats something to celebrate,and if any of the dumbass heartless noobs knew anything aboute respecting kongregate,they would have rated this a 5 just for it being the 1000th game uploaded,good job eggy!^^
for those of you who are wondering how to beat it heres the beat down...1.get sperm into large egg top right of screen by squiggleing in it,2.reach bottom i think,3.feed ze baby,4.use tentecles on back to catch tiny bubble to feed baby,and no the vagina doesnt do anything.5.just sit and wait
hard,difficult,not my thing,frustrating,but,oh well,it sure was disturbing,so the story is aboute a girl who broke up with a bad boy after he impregnated ehr,she whotred herseelf out to ppl in order to forget him,then fell back in love with him after everyone else was tired of fucking her,wow kinda sick but some ppl realy like that kinda stuff....like.....high ppl,and ppl on drugs.:(
if you look at the guy who got the top top score his profile sez "THERE ARE NO LEFT HANDED MONKEYS,GET OVER IT" go figure right he mst be one of those idiots,but on the other hand the guy who stated the level crash's profile sez "i am made out of meat"....hmmm well i guess it takes one to know one...