*Insert comment about other comments are good here* *Insert comment about how this comment is going to be downrated here* *Insert comment on rating the game*... right.
I like the part where you fly into the cave with a shovel and cracked an egg with your head and buried the shovel with egg shells where your mother died while insulting your father sitting on a basket filled with midgets eating bricks while reading this post.
I've got an idea for the player problem. How about people comment a time to gather, also telling GMT, so that people from around the world can know what time it is at their place. Rate this up and rate down some of the complains that have been repeated and is of high rating.
I think the multiplayer isn't that good, since the AI is really bad. How about creating a multiplayer version of this game? Then people can actually fight one another.