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DuckLife2: World Champion

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Jun. 26, 2016

Rating: -9

There's no challenge in this game, at all. The 4 training minigames are utter trash.

Trimps

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Sep. 25, 2015

Rating: -23

I'm sick to death of these stupid Idle games, they've over-run Kongregate and now it's just a pile of crap where kiddies turn on twenty different "games" and go off to do something else. Pointless and it degrades the value of this site.

Thermo

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Dec. 04, 2014

Rating: 1

"Water-based" is a lie

Up in the Sky

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Jun. 27, 2014

Rating: 1

I was gonna give this game a 3, since it was kinda entertaining, even though the cost of items was HORRIFICALLY unbalanced... But that ending dropped it to a 2. How anticlimatic for all that effort.

Solarmax 2

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Jun. 16, 2014

Rating: 0

lvl36: Rush the warp with everyone you have. Whilst taking it, you'll find the blacks probably attacking your planet. Respond with half your force, send the rest to the nearby battle station. Once the black attack is dealt with, they will attack another, but due to their speed, you won't be able to do much. Every time you win a battle, get to the warpgate, unless the planet you want to get to is adjacent. The long bit: Capture all the planets on your side, making sure the blacks don't get any. After, keep an eye on the number of blacks. If they're running low, get everything you have, send it to your warpgate and fire it into the centre. If not, keep building up and defending what you have. Make sure the blacks do not capture a battlestation! If you see this likely to happen, do anything you can to stop it. Finally, always warp into a battlestation you're attacking, else you're wasting troops. It took me three attempts and a long time to get this level beat, by damn, it's worth it.

Easy Joe 2

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Nov. 30, 2013

Rating: -4

Why is this still at the top of the hot new games? It's truly awful...

no-one has to die.

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Apr. 22, 2013

Rating: 1

This had a truly amazing story, and yet, I feel the end let it down. That final conversation with Christina just felt like it was less than it could have been.

Super Duck Punch!

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Mar. 24, 2013

Rating: 2

IS there any technique to this game or is it literally just "hold down attack buttons and then revive now and then?"

Code Fred: Survival Mode

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Feb. 20, 2013

Rating: 6

It's nice to know that my first aid kit just needs a computer mouse and the ability to quickly learn minigames.

Caesar's Day Off

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Feb. 02, 2013

Rating: 2

Not gonna lie, one of the best flash games I've ever played. The simplicity of it, yet the fun of it, is remarkable. GOOD JOB!

The Enchanted Cave

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Dec. 29, 2012

Rating: -1

First run, I got 1-11. Second run, I got 1-14. Third run, I got 1-100. Something went right.

Takeover

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Nov. 06, 2012

Rating: 3

The AI in this game is just abysmal.

Boss Slayer

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May. 17, 2012

Rating: 0

This music is familiar... It was on another flash game, pixel-art style... It's killing me that I don't remember the game. It was brilliant though.

Were you a Nineties Gamer?

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May. 07, 2012

Rating: 1

Recognising Golden Axe from that one time you played it at a friends house 2 years back...

Nano Kingdoms

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May. 07, 2012

Rating: 9

Way, WAY too easy when you figure the most simple strategy ever. Play as the elf person. At the start of the round, instantly get barracks, a few warriors, and otherwise upgrade your farms and foundry. When the enemy, with their massive force, come to attack your few warriors, click on the Hermes Boots ability and watch your warriors absolutely slaughter them. Repeat whilst building up for force & upgrading, then send your warrior army in to attack. With Hermes boots active, they can take down the enemy fortress in a matter of seconds. The ONLY time this didn't work was the last level, where I simply included top level golems and beat it in under 5 minutes.

Utopian Mining

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May. 07, 2012

Rating: 5

Takes me back to the days of Motherlode... Ah, good times.

Hero Land Online

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Apr. 26, 2012

Rating: -2

Thi is the best laugh I've had all day xD

Bullseye (Interstellar Marines)

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Mar. 28, 2012

Rating: -2

This is the most beautiful flash game I have ever seen. Maybe not the most involving, but definitely the most visually stunning.

TDP4 Team Battle

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Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 5

EVeryone might as well just save up to buy that laser pistol and the rifle, since nothing else even compares and anything more expensive is pointless.

New York Shark

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Mar. 17, 2012

Rating: 2

When I saw the picture on the frontpage of a shark flying through a city, I instantly thought: Mausland.

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