my king retreat because enemies were shouting "coward" and then the whole army followed him even when i was winning. Where were my soldiers trained? My little pony daycare? 5/5
Turns out you can spend a lot of money and make people happy even if things aren't generally going great. Of course the problem is that it all unravels after a while, much like the Soviet Union.
spearton 1: hey guys, a enemy archer is shooting us, should we use the shield?
spearton 2: no, first the king have to spend 300 bars of gold and give us the order
spearton 1: ok, why we dont trow a spear?
spearton 2: that could be a good idea but we can`t do it (dies)
Turns out you can spend a lot of money and make people happy even if things aren't generally going great. Of course the problem is that it all unravels after a while, much like the Soviet Union.