Submachine

Witness my Impossible Badges: Twenty-four Karats of Fury (Mechanical Commando); Necronomiconquerer (The Necronomicon); Tunnel Vision (Vector Runner); Ultima Hero (Epic Battle Fantasy II.); Hexiompossible (Hexiom); A Winner Is You! (Tower of Greed); Rhythm Prodigy (Streamline); Hall of Fame (Amorphous+); Chaos Theory (Dino Run); 99 Problems (99 Bricks); Over the Ashes (Sonny 2); Slave of the Fireflies (Run 2); You’ve Got the Touch (Focus); President Madagascar Assassin (Pandemic 2); Insurance Discount Qualifier (Frantic 3); All That Way for a Little Imp (Rogue Soul 2); Outlasting & Out-Blasting (Epic Boss Fighter). That’s 17 badges, yo.

That’s what you need to know about me.

That damn Bullet Heaven 2 badge though… I’m gonna get that one day.