Awww, How did this egg get here? OOOO look its hatching! AWWW YOUR SO CUTE! I'll Name you Jasper Willy! Ooooo you look hungry!! here's some food. OHHHH your face is messy! Here ill wash you off. You look board, lets play catch! that was fun! (well maybe for you but not for me but don't tell him i said that) now I'm going to feed you and wash you again! your growing so lets teach you how to ride a bike! oh no you fell! wait why is the bike upside down? why is it so spiky wh-...... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO WHAT KIND OF BIKE RIDE WAS THAT?!?!?!?! I sat in shock for 10 minutes.
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