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Drunken Wrestlers
Feb. 14, 2016
Rating: 2
Half of the time when I win, the opponent looks like he's giving me a blowjob. 11/10.
Escape from the Nerd Factory
Aug. 01, 2015
Rating: 1
Lol. "Bullyboy."
Engage
Jul. 24, 2015
Rating: 3
I'm never going outside again!
The Last Stand: Dead Zone
Rating: 15
During compound raid: "Sir! It seems the enemy has out barricades in our way!" "Destroy them!" "Couldn't we just jump over them?" "ARE YOU INSANE?"
Epic Trucker Rampage
Jul. 19, 2015
Punks be goin' "One shot one kill!!!"
Unreal Flash 3
Jul. 18, 2015
The soundtrack... :'D So epic.
Rating: 12
Medics. Can heal a shotgun slug to the face in 2 seconds, but have no idea how to treat a sprained knee.
Ultimate Assassin 3: Level Pack
Jul. 17, 2015
First thing guy says when he sees blood covered assassin. "Go away."
Jun. 27, 2015
Rating: 24
Sometimes it's just like, "So you need cloth to build an iron locker that stores ammo! I get it!"
Rating: 10
You'd think if you realized you were walking through a bunch of barbed wire you wouldn't keep on walking.
Earn to Die 2: Exodus
May. 25, 2015
Let's compare. A totally tricked out jeep wit a ak47 on it vs a shitty police car. T_T "replaced with better car. Really?
Deadly Road Trip
May. 08, 2015
Huge military hum-vee blown up b a string of cones. Seems legit.
Flight
Mar. 28, 2015
Ha Ha ha! lok at all these noobs saying not to throw backwards. What a bunch of idiots. *proceeds to throw plane backwards* *begins sobbing*
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