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Drunken Wrestlers

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Feb. 14, 2016

Rating: 2

Half of the time when I win, the opponent looks like he's giving me a blowjob. 11/10.

Escape from the Nerd Factory

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Aug. 01, 2015

Rating: 1

Lol. "Bullyboy."

Engage

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Jul. 24, 2015

Rating: 3

I'm never going outside again!

The Last Stand: Dead Zone

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Jul. 24, 2015

Rating: 15

During compound raid: "Sir! It seems the enemy has out barricades in our way!" "Destroy them!" "Couldn't we just jump over them?" "ARE YOU INSANE?"

Epic Trucker Rampage

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Jul. 19, 2015

Rating: 1

Punks be goin' "One shot one kill!!!"

Unreal Flash 3

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Jul. 18, 2015

Rating: 1

The soundtrack... :'D So epic.

The Last Stand: Dead Zone

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Jul. 18, 2015

Rating: 12

Medics. Can heal a shotgun slug to the face in 2 seconds, but have no idea how to treat a sprained knee.

Ultimate Assassin 3: Level Pack

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Jul. 17, 2015

Rating: 1

First thing guy says when he sees blood covered assassin. "Go away."

The Last Stand: Dead Zone

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Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: 24

Sometimes it's just like, "So you need cloth to build an iron locker that stores ammo! I get it!"

The Last Stand: Dead Zone

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Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: 10

You'd think if you realized you were walking through a bunch of barbed wire you wouldn't keep on walking.

Earn to Die 2: Exodus

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May. 25, 2015

Rating: 3

Let's compare. A totally tricked out jeep wit a ak47 on it vs a shitty police car. T_T "replaced with better car. Really?

Deadly Road Trip

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May. 08, 2015

Rating: 2

Huge military hum-vee blown up b a string of cones. Seems legit.

Flight

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Mar. 28, 2015

Rating: 2

Ha Ha ha! lok at all these noobs saying not to throw backwards. What a bunch of idiots. *proceeds to throw plane backwards* *begins sobbing*

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