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TextMate

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Jul. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

I just got the word Nig_ _ _ and that one... Word wouldn't work.

Chrome Wars

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Jul. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

In the far future, where we have thinking robots and hover-cars, Swiss Army Knives have one blade? Come on.

Fragger

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Jul. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

I'm a bad enough dude to rescue the president. OH YEAH!

TextRPG: The Rise of Diablo

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Jul. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Cow King was insanely tough. It took me 20 super health potions to beat him. :O

Super Karoshi

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Jun. 30, 2009

Rating: 0

Is there any way to beat the pink suit level?

IncrediBots 2

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Jun. 30, 2009

Rating: 0

Act out the famous 300 scene! :O http://incredibots2.com/?robotID=Talking4a4973e8419f97.84254332

Epic War 3

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Jun. 29, 2009

Rating: 0

The best way to beat that little invisible bastard in the fifth Cave of Trial is to use Magic Cannons and Phoenix Strike as best you can to keep him back.

Amateur Surgeon

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May. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

I hate cauterizing every single little cut, it's just annoying as hell.

The Great Siege

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Apr. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

Explosive glitch happened to me on the last boss. Everything went normally, when all of a sudden instead of him firing one barrel, a stream of barrels came out and each one hit and destroyed my wall.

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

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Apr. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

An epic tale of friendship, love, and meaning. The heroes go on a quest to find answers, and discover that love is the true winner, and that real power comes not from the body, but the heart. I was moved to tears by the powerful narrative and developed characters.

Penguinz

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Mar. 31, 2009

Rating: 0

After about 20 minutes of play, I really can't stand this game anymore. It revolves around the boring idea of kill, get stronger, and kill some more. There's a major lack in any key events, other than dull bosses and the addition of a few more enemies. Also, the easy mode is too easy, and the hard mode is too hard. Difficulty is lazily hiked up a bit by simply upping the amount of health on everyone, which just adds more prolonged, boring gameplay. And where's the splash damage on the rocket launcher? Shouldn't a few penguins in a cluster all be obliterated by a rocket to the face? I'm giving this 2/5 stars, just for weapon diversity. Everything else? Needs work.

GlueFO 2.0

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Mar. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

GlueFO Multiplayer Arena.... I can see it now!

Bulwark 53

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Mar. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

Character becomes impossible to move when I exit South HQ. What?

The irRegularGame of Life

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Feb. 25, 2009

Rating: 0

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Closure

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Feb. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

There is one level that I CANNOT beat... >_<

Mastermind: World Conquerer

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Feb. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

Wait a minute, where are my cheesy snacks? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mastermind: World Conquerer

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Feb. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

I loved the Betty Patsy. I actually have Kung Pow on a DvD right now. Great game, I love the deepness of it all.

Dino Run

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Jan. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

Weird, a boulder smashed me into the roof, and I was actually WITHIN the rocks, where the doom wall ate me.

Gravitee

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Jan. 26, 2009

Rating: 0

Game maker - "SCREW GRAVITY, TINY PLANETS HAVE A GREATER PULL THAN PLANTS AS LARGE AS JUPITER!"

BubbleQuod

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Jan. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

That low gravity really pisses me off! It's like you'll never hit the ground, and you get stuck in certain spots.

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