Me:hello,god God:Hello child. What is your name? Me:Tangolino God:OK I will call you Tangolino. Me:of course,it's my name,are you dumb? God:Mmm. Congratulations, Tangolino.
Me:do you exist?
God:I exist as much as you exist, Tangolino.
Me:you're a liar
God:Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Then i asked about the pope and the program freezed lol