This is my first foray into categorized rating. I'll get 5 categories, and give each of them a fail or a pass.
Graphics: A cutesy style with nothing special.
PASS
Creativity: What is this, the 90th zomvie game? Stick with "Zombies!", a top down shooter in the style of L4D.
FAIL
Gameplay: Total Thing-Thing ripoff. It brings nothing new to the table, and the RTS elements don't help, but hinder.
FAIL
Story: OH NOES! ZOMBEHS!!! Is there even a story! NEVAR.
FAIL
Of course, you need a contextual rating element.
Weapons: We've seen all of it before. No balance, and they just don't feel satisfying.
FAIL
Overall: A tired game that brings nothing new to the table, and is hindered by lousy gimmicks.
4/5
What you should play instead:
Zombies!
Thing-Thing 1-4
The Last Stand
Beautiful. Just beautiful. The graphics, the atmosphere, the music. The shadow effects were AMAZING. Overhead shooter, minus the shoot. Great idea. It was funny when the girl sweared :)
3846378568734657863487569/5
Perfection.
The final level is a real middle finger to you. You beat those freaking pig things, and you're gold right? NO. You know why you're at the freaking deimos moon base? YOU DIED. You are now in hell, and you must buy the OTHER 2 episodes to actually BEAT the game. The first episode was for free, so you'd buy the other two episodes. Still, I don't see why you wouldn't buy them. They're both really cool, and they let you complete the saga... And see the "ending"...
Please, stop complaining about the graphics. All of this was freaking revolutionary at it's time. Anyways, do you see any other true 3D games on Kong? I thought not. This is an EXACT port of doom. For every so called "flaw", this game a a ton of good things going for it. Doom was 3 years old when I was born, and this is ,in my opinion, the best game EVAR.
If you don't know how to play, you have to click with PERFECT timing. BTW, level 4 has a hidden time machine, and you use it to get the Angrul Duel Flame Swords.
Well, the pause problem is fixed, and it runs alot better now.
This game is really awesome, especially scince I looked at the demo *hint hint*. A couple things- This is not stolen, the first episode was free, but the second and third had to be bought! There is no mouse input, and this is not a remake this IS Doom from the 90's. Please don't complain about the graphics for the same reason. Flash can't play the origional music from Doom anyways. BTW, the shotgun is best for those demons that look kind of like turds. I've found that the chaingun is best for infantry and those big pink guys.
296 seconds. You can get up to 50% of achievments, but it only the really easy ones. It's also possible to chain together number aceivments, the start of one could be the end of another. Contra is up up, down down, left right, left right and finally A B. For easy aceivements, press the mute, quality, and hint? buttons. Great game really needs a ,dare I say it, aceivment. Medium, 15 points, for aceiving all that can be acheived. Sorry for the repost, messd up first time.
296 seconds
You get up to 50% of achievments, but it only allows you to do the really easy ones.
It's also possible to chain together number aceivments, the start of one could be the end of another.
Contra is up up, down down, left right, left right and finally A B
For easy aceivements, press the mute, quality, and hint? buttons.
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