"Uhh, Sir... I just checked flight conditions, and they're not good"
"What is it Marcus? Wind conditions? Rain?"
"Balloons sir."
"Balloons? I don't see how a few ballons could hurt the mission plans Marcus, we can just steer around them"
"Not just regular balloons sir. There seems to be a hot air balloon convention starting today"
"Well, okay. When does it end?"
"Those details are fuzzy, but it seems like they're gonna be up there for a while"
"Dangit Marcus, anything else I should know about?"
"As a matter of fact sir, there's also an unusual amount of helicopters flying about, those satellites we dumped up there on our last mission are all over the place, and Earth has developed an asteroid belt. Also, astronaut Jones is still stuck up there."
"Jesus Christ! You know what Marcus, we're going through with it, unless you want to add anything else."
"Also sir, you're a whale"
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