its so epic! the news would be like:
There is an increasingly rapid amount of hurricanes and a lot of turbulence. This is probably caused by an extreme giant bosst in air traffic. Please note that there is a war going on so there will be a freaking load of jet planes and stealths. Also, there is a huge number of UFOs being reported for no apparent reason. However, reports have shown a mysterious decrease in the goose population.
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