fun game, cool concept... yeah a sequel with some more improvements or depth or something would be VERY COOL, but for real, at least give this a "your stones are huge" badge for completion or something. When I think about some of the horse squeeze I play on this site that has badges...
i remember this episode of ninja turtles when THEY had to fight pizza monsters. scared the crap out of me. this game continues to bring about those feelings. i'm F*#!ing terrified right now.
anyone have a listing on what the various career paths yield and the strengths and weaknesses of the units as a result? it'd be helpful like camille's recipes list. + this up until someone does it. then + THAT up instead.
yeah, theres no game here to comment on. though after a successful trip i just clicked on the dock. boat made it all the way to 1 space away; ROCK. that was at least amusing.
I don't like to throw around the phrase "Autism Inducing" but wow.
Why don't they just give badges to pressing the arrow key on your computer? It'd be less annoying.
A good sequel, but could have easily been great.
The instant kill moves need to go. Too strange. Battle flows along, no one can touch me-i'm dead now. WTF. also seriously, the ability to update the sword stats when you rune and refine and whatnot... that hurts. 4/5
TOO MUCH 'clever' dialogue. It offers little information and takes FOREVER for feeble attempts at humor. Just get to the freakin game.
Woulda been a 5, but having to click continue 19 times AFTER a victory just so the designers can think they're being funny is too much. 4/5
Thank you Diemo... for stating what SHOULD be obvious. If anyone thinks frantic is original, you're an idiot. Thats all there is to it.
Just shut up and go be dumb in silence.
I dont know why I like this so much, but I do. It needs SO much work, but it has SO MUCH potential. Other maps, different artifacts... more buildings... upgrades... BETTER PENCIL art. but dammit its fun. I like it. Not proud of it. Not ashamed of it either.
If only this were as much fun as a cum bath.
Who the hell came up with this idea? Seriously?
This game is crap. It might be better if there was something more to it than just a giant sperm smashing things... like an upgradable vas deferens or something.
super freudian.
stupid platformer like ecco the dolphin (yeah, remember that mess?) but this game may need an award:
WORST/MOST POINTLESS BOSS BATTLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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