Finally, i am the first to comment. My life has sucked up to this moment in history. People will look at this comment and say: How could this silver tounged man be so reclused? This is it.
Assasain at bar later that day: Ok so then he was like " can i have food" and i was like STAB! lololol
Master: ok good but did you steal the money?
Assasain: ...-_-
Haha. I wish I could, I'm not quite there yet.