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You Find Yourself In A Room

Play You Find Yourself In A Room

Jul. 29, 2020

Rating: 5

(spoiler) Yeah, I would cause an AI to have an existential crisis.

Relive Your Life

Play Relive Your Life

Jul. 29, 2020

Rating: 4

Why would I take flying lessons from a guy who crashed?

Pandemic 2

Play Pandemic 2

May. 27, 2016

Rating: 1

Insert madagascar joke.

What's inside the box?

Play What's inside the box?

May. 24, 2016

Rating: -5

WHATS IN THE BOX? WHATS IN THE F***** BOX?! ooh piece of candy...

Crush Crush

Play Crush Crush

Apr. 01, 2016

Rating: 2

And the bear breathes fire... and there is one they fear, DRAGONBEAR!

Crush Crush

Play Crush Crush

Apr. 01, 2016

Rating: 3

(Opens up crush crush after a few days, sees update with new girl, gets excited, sees Bearverley) Uhhhhhh... not sure how i feel about this...

Strange Magic Escape

Play Strange Magic Escape

Mar. 14, 2016

Rating: -1

Only complaint is that some items can be hard to see, granted its a puzzle game, but hidden objects shouldn't be missed because of overlapping shadows. They should be like the string, in your face, but hidden in plain sight. Otherwise great game. 4/5

You Have To Burn The Rope

Play You Have To Burn The Rope

Mar. 08, 2016

Rating: 4

Hardest game ever. That boss didn't even flinch at my axes or torches. I died hundreds of times, growing ever more frustrated, broke 2 keyboards, but I finally burned the rope after a hundred and seven hours. I must be the first one ever to beat this impossible game. PRAISE THE SUN!

Idle Raiders

Play Idle Raiders

May. 15, 2015

Rating: 2

Took me ten mins to realize i could click enemies to damage lol.

Swarm Simulator

Play Swarm Simulator

Apr. 01, 2015

Rating: 5

Mein god, cats, cats everywhere. Of course, they were the insects this whole time.

AdVenture Capitalist

Play AdVenture Capitalist

Aug. 03, 2014

Rating: 0

Anyone know the rate for angel investors, cause it feels like the rate declines per reset?

AdVenture Capitalist

Play AdVenture Capitalist

Jul. 13, 2014

Rating: -8

Anyone else's game not showing the right amount after leaving the game for awhile, its like mine freezes offline.

AdVenture Capitalist

Play AdVenture Capitalist

Jun. 06, 2014

Rating: 3

WW Heisenbird...good show developer

Wasted Colony

Play Wasted Colony

Aug. 03, 2013

Rating: 4

Why does the politician have 100 work?

The Final Death Wish

Play The Final Death Wish

Jul. 13, 2013

Rating: 8

How...does it take 4 shotgun blasts to the face to kill something?! Are the enemies gods?!

The Peacekeeper

Play The Peacekeeper

Jul. 13, 2013

Rating: 0

Axe-usally this game lets you tear enemies, peace by peace.

Monty's Moon

Play Monty's Moon

Jun. 16, 2013

Rating: 1

I AM IRON CHIMP!

Storm Ops 3

Play Storm Ops 3

Feb. 16, 2013

Rating: 3

I used to be an adventurer like you, than I got a bow and was made into the towns sole defence.

Battle for Darkness

Play Battle for Darkness

Jan. 27, 2013

Rating: 14

Soldier: Sir, demons approaching, should I have the archers take position on the sideline. King: No, they stay behind soldiers. Soldier: Sir, they have archers, should I order our archers to take them out King: No, just have them fire at the frontline.

Mutant Uprising

Play Mutant Uprising

Dec. 17, 2012

Rating: -1

"you read the twilight books..." AH HECK NO!

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