As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually became the first slug on TV.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Carol.
Together, they had 6 kids.
He died at the age of 74. What a man
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