"Suuuuure, first I protect your little a***es from all those monsters, then you drown me. Hrmpf... Damn Dwarves" -- The Dragon probably.
No wonder they hate people if they're being treated like that. Seriously, scaly, fire-spewing lives matter too! Still 5/5.
Hm... An Icecream stand next to a jewelery store gets broken into. Now, say what you want, but I find that very relatable. That burglar's doing it right, what'd you want with those blinky stones anyway.
There used to be a small Open Source game where you could program the AI of these bots. That would make it less of gambling and more of thinking. Ah, those were the days. As if I wasn't sad before. 3/5, controls need work and make those bots programmable. Please.
I can't believe people play this, it's only circles going rou.... 5 seconds later, finds himself deeply immersed and hypnotized by the game and rates it 5/5. Seriously, good, simple idle game. :-)
Hm... Cavemen already having discovered electricity and the atom... I guess I won't be citing that one as a source in history... But it's a great game. 5/5
Creepy, Bizarre, Grotesque and crazy good. I can't stop playing... Oh, it's already over? Damn, I'm getting way too good at these games... Keep making them, 5/5!
Interesting take on life, universe and everything. Hope we'll snap out of it eventually and start laughing at ourselves a bit more... Anyway, great game 5/5
Let's see, the games message is essentially "Eat your apples to get a longer worm." Well, I don't see how this could possibly be misunderstood :-) 5/5, great game, great concept.
It's really a crying shame that you'll have to reload every 3-4 levels because the game starts lagging bordering unplayability. Seems to be the legacy unity plugin on the firefox though, so not the dev to blame. 5/5, hope the full version will be HTML5 playable so a 21st century browser can be used.
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