theonionreader's Comments

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Flight	May. 20, 2011 Rating: 1 So did the little girl get to see her Mommy for Christmas? Did the French Dude get to see his girl? Did the Arab man get his camel back? What happened to them?
Nuclear Eagle	May. 20, 2011 Rating: 6 NOOOO MAI BABIEZ DIED!
Elephant Quest	May. 20, 2011 Rating: 0 Is it normal that I started over but was still level 35? Like seriously, I had all my minions and weapons but I still have to do the quests my old file already did.
Lab Rat: Quest for Cheese	May. 19, 2011 Rating: 35 Ironically, mice and rats don't actually like cheese. They prefer food with a high sugar count, such as chocolate, which gives them much more energy than dairy. This makes our unhealthy food healthy to them. They don't get fat, however, because a mouse travels on average, the equivalent of eight miles (for us) a day. However, love the game, I'd give it a good 6/5.
Loved	May. 19, 2011 Rating: 4 You should have put WASD as an alternative control scheme. I can't use arrows well, I'm a lefty. It made the game too hard.
Continuity	May. 17, 2011 Rating: 0 Chuck Norris approves of this game.
Storyteller	May. 12, 2011 Rating: 3 Once upon a time there were three snobby rich kids. They all got stuck in a cage one day and stayed there forever. They all died, but the girl's headstone had a weird heart on the left corner of it. The end.
Upgrade Complete 2	May. 11, 2011 Rating: 0 Right Click before he gives you the mouse cursor and yours will show up.
Run Elephant Run	May. 09, 2011 Rating: 4 Remind me why exactly do police stars in the Midwest US throw ninja shirukens at runaway blue elephants?
Epic Battle Fantasy 3	May. 09, 2011 Rating: -7 You die too much in this. Some things are just too hard, too soon.
Epic Battle Fantasy 3	May. 08, 2011 Rating: 4 How does it that I use Annihilate which says instantly kills most enemies and yet it does nothing?
ACTION TURNIP!!!	May. 07, 2011 Rating: 2 Tip: In Run&Gun Mode, don't hit the bat-things until there are about six of them, then nail them all at once, get the rainbow combo thing, and then use your invincibility time to let the bat build up their numbers, and repeat.
Bloons Tower Defense 4	May. 07, 2011 Rating: 1 My best thing about this is that in sandbox mode, you can still lose.