1 second of the game clock equates to 20 seconds of reality. I know some of that is my slow computer, but this game is unplayable for me. Too much lag.
I don't understand how to play this game. I am obviously missing something but clicking on the enemies and every other thing I can think of doing to actually play doesn't seem to make any difference.
I came to this game by way of Kong recommendations. I think I would have enjoyed this alot more if I was drunk. Still 5/5 because it made me laugh to much.
I know that my PC isn't the fastest thing with a keyboard, but this game was just too laggy for me to play. I admit it is likely processing power on my end, but it is currently unplayable for me due to lag.
iLegendary, you are evil. For that ending, may all your code be buggy! To lift this curse, you have to save the robot, so you are lucky you made it an ambiguous death.
It would have been nice to know at the beginning that I would have to collect all the dancing and evading copies of myself I littered all over the place. I would have saved myself alot of trouble later and just stayed still.
Good game... but too much swearing. I mean, what did it really add to the game? Did it really need to be there? I am no innocent babe... but there was alot of cussing.
I don't get this game. I can beat all the enemies (in some cases without even being hit) of a random mission only to be destroyed by the boss. I am not even trying a hard mission either (this is a level 2 mission). Game is also slow and laggy. Seems from others comments that you have to grind up a 1/1 mission over and over to be able to handle later levels. No thank you. 1 star.
laggy, buggy (balls pass though my amo and my paddle), anoying that you can't turn off "the effects", lack of a low quality option to help with lag, and it doesn't seem to be saving my upgrades between sessions/refreshes (I do have cookies enabled and other games on this site save just fine). Poor game overall
Cute little game... but the lag is horrible. It is the only thing running and in "low" quality and it will suddenly lag out for 30 seconds. Then later it might speed up super fast (like it is trying to catch up). Other than this the game is pretty fun. Would rate higher if not for the lag.
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