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day 12 part 1, chapter 3, learning about myself. luvy3’s story. after we all gained consciousness after three hours of being unconscious we got up and looked around. then thestude started screaming WE ARE ON ANOTHER PLANET! A FOREST PLANET! AHHHHHHH!!!!! then he started panicking. and then i went in the escape pod and pulled out supplies like water and dehydrated food and junk like that. then i yelled OK WE NEE TO SET UP CAMP, THESTUDE GO SCOUT FOR WATER, MSEPP4 GO LOOK FOR A GOOD PLACE TO SET UP CAMP, PIRATES STAY HERE AND HOLD TH SUPPLIES FOR ME. WE WILL MEET BACK HERE IN ONE HOUR GOT IT? good now lets go! then thestude said hey wat are you gonna do? i will look for food. when i was at least a mile away from the escape pod crash site i saw a huge house made of bones, smoke was coming out the chimney, i guess someones home. i went to to the door and i looked down at the door mat, it said GO THE HELL AWAY! well that should make your guests feel welcome i thought. i knocked on the door then someone inside the house said no ones here except for a voice in my head. then i opened the unlocked door and peered inside. there were some dead bodies. and a weapon rack and a devil in a chair in the middle of the room said hello my name is bubblesand. end of day 12 part 1.

day 10. when we finally sunk down to the very bottom there was trash EVERYWHERE!!!! humans have destroyed bikkini bottom by throwing trash in the ocean now bikkini bottom is in RUINS!!!!!! oh nevermind this is just the bikini bottom dump. gosh luvy3 you were so so dramatic thinking bikkini bottom was destroyed. WHAT!?!? your the one that just said bikkini bottom is in ruins luvy3 proclaimed!!! well then why did you just say that bikkini bottom is in ruins? then luvy3 gave a big sigh hey new guy do ya hve any money because a krabby patty is NOT cheap. sorry i left my sack-o-money at home. what in the world is a sack-o-money?!? its money in a sack. oh. well we need money. do the pirates have money said boxedmind? well they are pirates. then we all looked at them then we all tackled them after 6 minutes we stole enough money from them to get enough kraby patty’s for everyone so then we rolled into the krusty krab and we all realized that we cant tell them our order! so we zapped sandy into the bubble with my pet fish that was about to die. then we told sandy what happened and she said she would be happy to help so then we gave her the money we zapped her with my dieing fish and she ordered us all krabby patty’s then we zapped her and the krabby patty’s with my dead fish we all ate and i sang while i ate and angered everybody. then sandy said she had a rocket and weborrow it so we could get the helpful lightning bird. then lets go!!! end of day 10.

day 11. after we all got in the rocket, sandy started counting to ten. one, two, three…. TEN! boxedmind screamed as he hit random buttons. then the rocket blasted off with a huge BOOM! then 45 seconds later the rocket left the water. then after another two minutes and 32 seconds it left the earths atmosphere. immediately after that happened they crashed into a low flying covenant capitol ship. they crashed into the brig. so they got out of the cockpit and freed the prisoners. then when they freed the last person they realized it was a helpful lightning bird! then he said hi my names leqonro. nice to meet yo leqonro wanna join us in an epic quest? sure he replied! then they headed to the escape pods. sirens where flashing and ringing. when they were finnally there an elite with an energy sword said halt! my name is msepp4 and none shall pass! then we grabbed him and through him into an escape pod. they couldn’t all fit into one escape pod so thestude, the pirates, luvy3, and msepp4 went in one. and boxedmind, leqonro, 19971471 and sandy went in the other one. then they hit the ingestion and flew off. sandy’s ship went to earth, and thestude’s ship went to anoter planet…. end of day 11

day 9. how long until we sink to the krusty krab? about 5 minutes. ugggggg! i cant wait that long! well look there’s a sea creature out the side of the bubble! hey thats not a sea creature thats a person! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! quick 100ring teleport him in! OK heres the teleporter ray but you need a person to switch with the person your teleporting. then ill use you. ok thats sounds…. WAIT WHAT! zap . hey oare you ok whatever your name is?? yeah im fine. wat about that other guy pounding on the bubble? oh! thats 100ring. is he suffocating? no thats just him dieing from lack of air. oh. well know hes floating to the top. ah hell be ok. so any way… whats your name stranger? my names 19971471. IS THAT YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME! that’s my real name. oh. so anyway wat you guys doing sinking to the bottom of the ocean? were going to eat at the krusty krab wanna come? sure! end of day 9

day 8. hey whats the half melted wall clock doing here? whats that piece of paper attached to it? why do i have such good hair? why am i asking 20 questions? oh give me that then boxedmind yanked the paper from the half melted wall wall clock. hey it has words…. well read it luvy3 yelled! uhhhh…. i was not programmed to read. FINE! i will read it said 100ring! it says INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO THE DUMBEST THING EVER. lets follow those instructions!!! then the pirates said ARG!! that must mean yes. it says step 1. acquire a helpful lightning bird. where are we going to find a helpful lightning bird proclaimed 100ring! duh in SPACE! how are we going to get to space! i dont know i need brain food! were are we going to eat then we have no money! lets go to the krusty krab! thats under water. well 100ring you think of something your the smart nerd! i could use an air bubble well then lets go and see wats happens at the krusty krab!!!! end of day 8.

day 1. this morning i was in my p.js and i found a metal thing with buttons (it looked like a half melted wall clock) on my balcony so i did what any other person would do. I MASHED BUTTONS! then a portal opened up and it teleported me to a pirate ship! and there were pirates battling every were there was another pirate ship next to the one i was on. so i thought the portal must have teleported me back in time to the pirate days and i remembered that my friends great great great great great great great grandpa was named bigbadblackbart and he was a pirate and he was on the ship so i told him who i was and then he said NICE TO SEE YA LADEE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP US TAKE BACK OUR SHIP! then i said yes then he gave me a sword and i started fighting and singing. because in the movies pirates allways sing! mean while my other friend luvy3 was poptarts in ere house when she ran out of poptarts soshe went to my house to ask for more. when she knocked on the door for a one hundredth time she became confused becuase i would usally pull a prank on her by now. so she opened the door and then she saw the portal. but before she could say holy mongoose in a monster truck! the portal sucked her in to who knows were! end of day 1

day 4.
100ring and the pirates and me and luvy3 teleported to the smart dome. a place where everyone can do smart things ! so then 100ring told them the story of jjjason999 and shawty029. THERE WAS ONCE A GREAT HERO NAMED jjjason999 he said AND HE WAS THE FIRST TO DESTROY ALL ZOMBIES ON ZOMBIE PLANET. but one day he decided to conquer a random place called halo. but the inhabitants of halo (the forruners) were to strong and he fled at light speed to endor. but the forruners high king decided to buld a device that teleports the user to any place in time they wanted. so when he was finished he teleported to his location and they battled to the death and the forruner king won. and then he put a love spell on the dead body so the first person he would see he would fall in love with. so the king showed the zombie a photo of his daughter shawtey029 then jjjason999 became A LOVE ZOMBIE and when the device he called half melted wall clock was no use for him he sent it to thestudes balcony and thats how we all got here. then thestude said in have one last important question. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

day 7. chapter 2 if i had a super weapon. MEANWHILE in evil dr. hannandh’s lair. COME OUT vaanskull yelled! then a blank television screen turned on and hannandhs head popped up. i have the plans hannandh and you will never get them. then hannandh said thats not my intention. my intention is to destroy them! then the floor started opening up and underneath the floor was lava! then vaanskull broke the TV in anger. then a portal opened up and the half melted wall clock came out the portal and appeared on the floor. then vaanskull knew what he had to do to save the plans. he quickly duck taped the plans to the half melted wall clock and mashed buttons then a portal opened up and the half melted wall clock got sucked in side the portal. vaan was about to jump in the portal but the floor completely opened up and he fell in the lava. MEANWHILE at wild rivers. hey ow. what thestude? somthing just hit me in the head! hey isn’t this the half melted wall clock… end of day 7

day 6. can we leave wild rivers now i want to take you to that a…. SPECIAL place i told you about!?! heck no i love it here 100ring. hey thestude! wat luvy3? i got an idea. why dont we sneek into the boiler room. i heard that a robot named boxedmind runs the entire water park! good idea that will be fun! but when we got there it was empty. hey theres no robot you lied! wat are ya a crazy person!?! dang! no robot luvy3 said. but hey look a lever! hmm i wonder wat this lever does this lever do. wait luvy3 dont pull that leve… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?! because were falling. oh. AHHHHHHHHHHH! ow! well atleast we landed on this nice soft robot. then the robot said get off me. hey look you were right luvy3. i know i am. then i asked the robot if he wanted to go on and adventure with us. then he said that would be swell my names boxedmind heres my card. but then said this is just a piece of paper! correct! well watever lets go. hey do you have a feeling your being watched by a guy named bubblesand? then they both said no. and i didnt either. well…. for now. atleast. END OF DAY 6.

day 5. MEANWHILE AT THE DEATH STAR. darth vader was sipping coffee in his new massage chair. when he saw half a frigate drifting past the death star . he ordered his men to capture it because he knew wat was inside it… MASTERCHIEF. so when it was in their cargo bay he went inside were cortana and masterchief were. then when cortana realized what was going on she screamed YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS VADER! then he said i already have all the almost all the elemts like the cute but stupid element wich is winnie the pooh. now i have master chief the violent element. now all i need is thestude the crazy pirate element. and 100ring is taking him right to me. they will be here in a week. muahahahahahahaha! MEANWHILE at the movie theater. hey thestude pass me some popcorn! sure thing luvy3 then 100 ring randomly said muahahahahahahaha! then we all stared at him. then he said uhhhh nevermind…. end of day 5.

day 2. luvy3 teleports to a deserted island! she coplains for a bit until a ship crashes and she looks at the crash site for a little then she finds a guy in a space suit. so she named him vaanskull when he awoke from being unconscious he remembered that the veil dr. hannandh was in pursuit of him and when he looked at the sky he saw her so he got ready for a fight when she shot him with his lazer and he teleported to hanandh’s lair and hannandh flew away. so luvy3 sat there being confused for a bit when she saw a pirate ship and heard someone say HI LUVY3!! end of day 2

day 3. after i explained wat happened to luvy3 and and the pirates a guy with a big head in a flying chair came and said HELLO MY NAME IS 100ring AND I KNOW WHAT THE DEVICE YOU PICKED UP ON YOUR BALCONY WAS. then i asked wat it was then he said ILL HAVE TO TELL YOU LATER BECAUSE WE ARE IN GREAT DANGER. NOW HURRY then i asked wat we were in danger of. then the sky started falling then the big headed guy said OH NO IT HAS BEGUN! then i asked why the sky was falling then he said SILENCE YOU FOOL then lasers shot from his mouth and disintegrated bigbadblackbart then we all stered at him opened mouthed. then he said SORRY BUT TO SAVE THE WORLD YOU NEED TO BE PIRATE CAPTAIN then i said cooooooooolllllll then i took his hat and belt and sword then he teleported us to a place were i will tell you in the next part of the story