thetoastking's Comments

Dec. 02, 2022

Rating: 1

Hey, uh, what happened? My stuff in this game was in my inventory, now it's Area 1 again.

Jun. 07, 2019

Rating: -1

I think I've fallen in love with just how charming this game is. Simple, but it clearly has so much passion and care put into it...

Oct. 13, 2018

Rating: 1

The gameplay is nice, but dear lord is the dialogue painful.

Sep. 09, 2018

Rating: 4

Pretty abrupt difficulty spike at Level 11, but other than that, 10/10 game. Love that there's a Speedrun mode. Controls and movement feel responsive and very satisfying to use. Great work, buddy!

Jun. 20, 2018

Rating: 5

Eventually managed to grind to the point where I could defeat the final boss in a single hit. Naked. ...I may have a bit too much free time on my hands.

Apr. 19, 2016

Rating: 5

If I had to describe this game, I'd probably go with "aggressively mediocre".

Mar. 01, 2016

Rating: 3

Let it be known that on this day, a viking potato in an ejector seat conquered the moon.

Apr. 27, 2013

Rating: 5

I accidentally sent my colossal planet into the outer ring, and it rapidly grew to ridiculous proportions before becoming too big to even keep moving so it just drifted into the sun and made the tiniest poof ever. I am so very disappoint.

Feb. 19, 2013

Rating: 7

I'm a bi-romantic lesbian in a man's body, and I approve this message.

Nov. 18, 2011

Rating: 2

..."Lethal Jagged Spine", eh? They name him that 'cause of his hair?

Oct. 13, 2011

Rating: 19

Did anyone else notice that if you time a shot with the Slammer right, you send whatever car is touching the front of your vehicle to fly sideways at ridiculous speeds?

Aug. 21, 2011

Rating: 2

At the end, I imagined this as an epilogue: Hotel(?) Manager: *walks in and sees all the blood* "Holy shit man, what happened?" Elevator Guy: "I got the night shift." And then he just walk out of there, all badass and shit.

Aug. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

Apparently, I am also Tiny Bob, the Massive Christian, destined to re-educate the heavens... Cool.

Aug. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

I am the easy to please savior, the right hero, destined to help all Russia!

Dec. 15, 2010

Rating: 14

Your own moon base: $30,000 Destroying the world: $50,000 Flipping off the rubble that was earth: Priceless

Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 2

I salute you, Nerdook. Your ability to chug out these simple, yet fun games astounds me. That said, I always wanted my own dungeon. :3

Oct. 23, 2010

Rating: 2

launchers are my new friends now!

Jun. 05, 2010

Rating: 1

Finally someone puts zombies in a medieval game! ^_^

Jun. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

Im a blue computer who likes to burn canada!