thisisafakeuser's Comments

so I can't take a photo of the spot where a body was dragged along the floor, but I CAN take eight identical photos of orbs? 5/5

I could make a metric ton of "x/5 for realism" jokes, but let's stick to the minimum here. 5/5 for realism, I immediately mess up and everyone hates me on sight | 1/5 for lack of realism, women actually talk to me | 5/5 for realism, I pester people into vaguely approving of me | 1/5 for lack of realism, women actually like me | 5/5 for realism, accidentally punched someone

The menu screen does not function. I cannot press any buttons except for the download link, and sometimes the title animation fails to load, which means that it's probably a flash error.

Something happened, and now I can't interact with anything.

I can confirm that even on IE this game does not work so use something that can actually be supported

The whole "keys in random places" thing doesn't work here, considering that we're IN OUR OWN DAMN SHELTER. Other than that, love the game.

spent 10 minutes trying to ask the computer how the nuclear war started 5/5

Once you get to 200, there stops being any competition. You only get very small fish.

how big does this spring have to be that it launches me several kilometers in the air?

On the hardest level, wave 31. I've been doing nothing but spamming tanks for most of the game, and it seems that only the suicide planes and SCUD launchers are doing any damage. Give it about 50 more levels and I might actually get pushed back to my side of the map.

I have to say that having it just end when you get the 5000 SFC is kind of disappointing. I had 40K from when I left the game running all night, and I was looking forward to spending it.

@gobbity243412 do me a favor and delete your account

@jhonpalliser5 do us all a favor and dignitas yourself

it's weird how my computer can't run a flash game at more than 1 FPS without freezing

@LOL726 hoo boy you're in for an adventure

maybe the UEFS Warsaw will rescue us

I started a bounty run and got mobbed by 5 biters. Died in 10 seconds. 5/5

@jackjester this is arlington virginia

Sing us a song, you're the piano hand! Sing us a song tonight! For we're all in the mood for a melody, and you've got us feelin' alright!

So if the rabbit is at the front door, who's that creepy fellow standing outside who we can see from the window?