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The Gun Game: Redux

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Mar. 21, 2018

Rating: 7

You had 6 years of hindsight and feedback, and you made a game that pales in comparison to the 2009 edition. You completely ignored the feedback and created this cheap knockoff of a game using a completely unoriginal and overdone cartoony style. To top it all off, you cut out things that didn't need to be removed (like the reloading animations) and somehow made it lag like all hell. Just lengthen the old game's campaign and add more guns! That's all we ever wanted! 1/5 for completely forgetting why people liked the original game.

Sift Heads 0

Play Sift Heads 0

Mar. 18, 2018

Rating: 1

The mission with the cops is impossible. I swear those guys are gaining health between shots.

Tangerine Tycoon

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Mar. 18, 2018

Rating: 0

Tip for stock trading: Buy high, sell low, HODL.

We Become What We Behold

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Mar. 12, 2018

Rating: 0

that feeling when you get a picture of someone having a gun pulled on them but it's not interesting enough

World Idle

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Mar. 05, 2018

Rating: 2

made mao look like a pacifist 5/5

Excavate!

Play Excavate!

Jan. 19, 2018

Rating: 4

*old maps get stolen* Eh, at least they weren't that expensive. *buys more old maps* *THE VERY NEXT NIGHT THEY GET STOLEN AGAIN*

The Deepest Sleep

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Jan. 19, 2018

Rating: 5

When I heard of the Bottom Feeders, I imagined these twitchy things that wandered all over the level and had atmospheric cues to tell you when to stay still. Having them be giant worm things where the game flat out tells you to stop moving is kind of a let down, but the rest of the game is solid. 4/5.

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Dec. 29, 2017

Rating: 3

computer doesn't understand posadism 1/5

The Classroom

Play The Classroom

Nov. 14, 2017

Rating: 2

This teacher must have some eyes in the back of their head or some shit, because I'm getting caught when they're looking 90 degrees away from me or my seat.

Racing Comrade!

Play Racing Comrade!

Nov. 10, 2017

Rating: 16

This needs a badge for winning a race by stabbing everyone else.

Haunt the House

Play Haunt the House

Oct. 29, 2017

Rating: 1

Are the doors haunted? Because someone jumped through one and vanished!

A Second Chance

Play A Second Chance

Oct. 28, 2017

Rating: 6

I left the crew on the ground, somehow blew up the asteroid, and the game asked me "Success, but at what cost?". Mate, we only lost a rocket.

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Aug. 26, 2017

Rating: 3

Open the pod bay doors!

We Become What We Behold

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Aug. 24, 2017

Rating: 5

*takes picture of someone pulling a gun on an innocent person* >doesn't count as an interesting picture

ImmorTall

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May. 27, 2017

Rating: 10

I was saving everyone up until the farmer guy ran in front of me and right into a hail of bullets.

Idle accelerator

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May. 25, 2017

Rating: 2

Is mayonnaise a particle?

Idle accelerator

Play Idle accelerator

Apr. 29, 2017

Rating: 2

Instructions unclear, particle accelerated me instead.

Racing Comrade!

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Mar. 17, 2017

Rating: -5

My pro strat for always winning: Step 1. Stab everyone Step 2. Run unobstructed

Theme Hotel

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Mar. 15, 2017

Rating: 6

I had two empty cafes and people were still complaining about the queue.

simian.interface

Play simian.interface

Mar. 03, 2017

Rating: 0

performance: EXEMPLARY

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