thisisafakeuser's Comments

You had 6 years of hindsight and feedback, and you made a game that pales in comparison to the 2009 edition. You completely ignored the feedback and created this cheap knockoff of a game using a completely unoriginal and overdone cartoony style. To top it all off, you cut out things that didn't need to be removed (like the reloading animations) and somehow made it lag like all hell. Just lengthen the old game's campaign and add more guns! That's all we ever wanted! 1/5 for completely forgetting why people liked the original game.

The mission with the cops is impossible. I swear those guys are gaining health between shots.

Tip for stock trading: Buy high, sell low, HODL.

that feeling when you get a picture of someone having a gun pulled on them but it's not interesting enough

made mao look like a pacifist 5/5

*old maps get stolen* Eh, at least they weren't that expensive. *buys more old maps* *THE VERY NEXT NIGHT THEY GET STOLEN AGAIN*

When I heard of the Bottom Feeders, I imagined these twitchy things that wandered all over the level and had atmospheric cues to tell you when to stay still. Having them be giant worm things where the game flat out tells you to stop moving is kind of a let down, but the rest of the game is solid. 4/5.

computer doesn't understand posadism 1/5

This teacher must have some eyes in the back of their head or some shit, because I'm getting caught when they're looking 90 degrees away from me or my seat.

This needs a badge for winning a race by stabbing everyone else.

Are the doors haunted? Because someone jumped through one and vanished!

I left the crew on the ground, somehow blew up the asteroid, and the game asked me "Success, but at what cost?". Mate, we only lost a rocket.

Open the pod bay doors!

*takes picture of someone pulling a gun on an innocent person* >doesn't count as an interesting picture

I was saving everyone up until the farmer guy ran in front of me and right into a hail of bullets.

Is mayonnaise a particle?

Instructions unclear, particle accelerated me instead.

My pro strat for always winning: Step 1. Stab everyone Step 2. Run unobstructed

I had two empty cafes and people were still complaining about the queue.

performance: EXEMPLARY