A duck that runs at 17mph, climbs at about 15mph, flies at around 50mph, and swims at about 5mph... Why is it that something about this duck bothers me?
Kid: Mom hurry the world is about to end. Bring me my spellbook women!!
Mom: Here you go.
Kid: WTF? What is this ****en piece of **it?
Mom: You disrespectful kid, that is the greatest spellbook ever... A restaurant manual O.O
Kid: ..... Mom have you been sniffing paint again
Mom: No it was a crushed frosty stick
Congratulations! You just won the "There Can Be Only One" Badge and 30 points!
South Desert leader defeated Order of the Holy Cross leader defeated East Empire leader defeated Black Horde leader defeated Forest Lands leader defeated Great Trade Republic leader defeated
AND I DID IT ALL WITH ONLY THE DESERT MALE LEADER!