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Dead Frontier: Outbreak

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Jul. 01, 2015

Rating: 1

I got rank F compassion... But I saved my wife and everything!

Hexagon

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May. 02, 2015

Rating: 4

Me when I first played this "Eh. I have beaten some of the hardest games of all time. This will be a cakewalk" 30 mins later... "Hey I got 10 seconds..."

ImmorTall

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Apr. 01, 2015

Rating: 8

One little thing that shows a lot is that how the alien moves fast to protect the people even when he is injured. It shows that he will muster up his remaining strenght to protect the people when he is their "Guardian angel" very amazing game.

MegaDrill

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Mar. 31, 2015

Rating: -4

His voice scares me...

The Enchanted Cave 2

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Feb. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

Amazing, but please make it where you can walk over the stairs after you say no to go to the next level. I sometimes need to go around the stairs and this annoys me.

The Enchanted Cave 2

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Feb. 10, 2015

Rating: 0

Holy crap... That skill tree is bigger then I expected. I think i'm gonna be here a long time.

Relive Your Life

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Feb. 09, 2015

Rating: -1

So... The most accurate depiction of me in this game is Dr. Who. :D

Don't Escape 2

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Feb. 09, 2015

Rating: 1

Love your games, and this is not an exception.

Can Your Pet?

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Feb. 08, 2015

Rating: 0

Great way to troll people :D

Cardinal Quest 2

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Feb. 08, 2015

Rating: -5

For some reason, all the U's look like V's. Its a tad confusing.

Four Second Frenzy

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Jan. 20, 2015

Rating: 0

Dont you just "Love" it when you are .3 of a second off? It feels so good to not get that badge.

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

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Dec. 14, 2014

Rating: -2

Matt said " I used my faping arm for that!" after an attack... What the?

Bloons Super Monkey

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Dec. 13, 2014

Rating: -3

Kinda Bullshit that you reset from the start when you die. It should reset that level. This ruins the game for me. would of been a 4.5/5 but its a 3/5.

Bullet Heaven

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Dec. 13, 2014

Rating: 1

When I don't focus, I dodge every bullet, but when I am paying attention, I get hit every time! Why! Great game though, 5/5

Just Trolling

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Dec. 12, 2014

Rating: 5

My favorite part is when the cat explodes into potatoes

The Fancy Pants Adventures

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Nov. 24, 2014

Rating: 2

Hey kids! Wants some challange? Then try to even get past the stage select! you will be lagging past it for hours on end. This is the best game ever. 5/5 (Seriousley, fix this, or remove the badges associated with it. I cant complete 2 quests because of this.)

Dino Run

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Nov. 22, 2014

Rating: 2

Sure... A wall of death is right on my tail, but i'm still gonna eat small critters and collect eggs while I run.

I Can't Find My Glasses

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Nov. 22, 2014

Rating: 0

I pulled on the rug as I stood on it and it launched me in the air

Hexagon

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Nov. 18, 2014

Rating: 0

I wish I could be better because I wanna listen to that awesome music!

Surgeon Simulator 2013

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Nov. 18, 2014

Rating: 0

stop complaining! Im only slicing your face with a saw! Comeon!

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