This really isn't a bad little game. Problem is that games like Gemcraft and Cursed Treasure have raised the bar so high that most other TDs can't compair. It's like going back to riding a bike after driving a Ferrari.
Crap graphics, no gameplay, no playability let alone replayability. I guess that as I couldn't be bothered to play it for more than 2.5 seconds you could maybe call it 'The game nobody can finnish' It's kinda hard to think why anyone would upload this crap. Seriously, you had nothing better to do ?
This is a fantastic rollercoaster of fantasy, thrills and adventure ! From the moment you start playing nothing else will matter except for how this genuine MIRACLE of a story will end. Truely one of the 5 best games in computing history ! Comments so cruel and devastating that anyone who reads them will instantly go BLIND !!!! Comment supplied for advertising purposes only by TZ Inc.
Oh c'mon ! It's just sooooo easy ! You get the fossilised piece of maccaroni from the crack in the floor behind the fridge then mix the toothpaste (from behind the magazine rack that's under the pile of newspapers that you found while chasing the blind leprechaun in the sitting room) with the red and the green chemicals that you were sent when you phoned the number written on the defrosting chicken that you neighbour gave you in exchange for the sunglasses that he needed for the solar eclipse...........Oh, wait....wrong game sowee >;)
I want the money that I didn't pay you back !!! I completed the ENTIRE first part of the first lesson and The National the National Philharmonic Orchestra STILL won't even give me an audition for lead erm...flutey blower ~scowls~
There are some things that just will not go together.... Chocolate and onions, elephants and Ipads, goldfish and parachutes, and yes, congratulations, Sniper games and hangman. I just wish you'd written it in a couple of sentences (like this) instead of proving what pretty much anyone could have told you. I look forward to your future games. Might I suggest 'Tower defence dress up' 'MMORPCrosswords' and 'Space Marine Kissing'
I've never heard of Djursland but after 'playing' this I really wanna go there....so as I can smash the puters of all those who helped inflict this on us ! Seriously though, Djursland does look like a really cool holiday destination. They have roads, trees, a building, people who can't play guitar and even a car there Wow ! I have to dash now so I can cancel the brochures I ordered for Disney World and the Greek islands.
I honestly can't really comment on the game cos I just plain can't associate with the 'hero' We've had Teletubbies (vomit) Sponge bob (???) and now a geneticaly modified cat/poptart(?????) halfbreed. NO...NO NO NO ! Message to the world: No more kiddy type characters that would seem way to weird and freaky even if I was overdosing on LSD ! What kinda parent wants thier child growing up wanting to be a feline/breakfast snack hybrid ?
It looks the part. It does what it says on the tin. But, I got bored after 3 kills, some sniper games are way to hard, this one is at the other end. No feeling of tension, shots hit if you're within about 1cm of the target etc. I don't hate it but it needs....something.
You have far to much time on your hands ! Please take up flower arranging or train spotting or any kind of hobby that won't bring you into contact with other people.
Ninjas scare me ! Also, peas, peas scare me too. I think I'd be happy if I was never attacked by a ninja pea ! Don't get me wrong, I know peas have thier uses (soup, part of a balanced meal etc) but they're still quite fightening. 'That' book says god created the heavens and the earth....but it doesn't say he/she/it created peas ! Something to think about I'd say.
You do know this is bad right ? You do know that, whilst a lot of folks like to chat every once in a while, that this garbage is more likely to make them not. This makes you personaly responsible for making discussions and the sharing of information FAR less enjoyable ? You do know that the lack of communication causes arguments and even wars ? You do know that in wars people die but, without the sharing of information, there are not the advances in medicine that there could have been yes ? Without the advances in medicine, more people are likely to die in future generations ?! You're trying to kill my great great grandchildren you MONSTER !!!! What did I ever do to you ????
Just wanted to say, STUNNING game guys :) Gem 1 was awsome, gem 0 better, and this one looks like it's following the trend ! I've played a LOT of games over the years and the gemcraft series blows the hell out of many games that I've bought. Very much respect to all who have helped to make this one ! So many groups sit back and just twist 1 or 2 bits then ride on the success of previous versions. Thankyou for getting better every time. 5 stars blindfolded.
Seriously ? An 'employee' of 'middle aged times' ?? I 'work for' the time period '5th century to the 15th century' ??? How much does this 'era' pay me ? Do I get days off or am I paid by the hour ? By the hour would be pretty cool but I'm pretty sure if I WAS paid by the hour for 500 years work I'd be looking more at gold plated, diamond encrusted cocaine rather than grubby trippy mushrooms. I'm guessing that I'm not THE Red Barron being that I...erm....'work for' a period of time 500 years before biplanes existed ?! Oh yeah, and your game doesn't work for me either !
Do hamsters carry rabies ? Are hamsters subject to the same security procedures as humans ? Do hamsters need visas and if so, in which countries ? How do hamsters stand with reguards to travel insurance ? Do hamsters have to pay for a full seat or can on (human) seat be fitted with many hamster seats ? If traveling on a boat that starts to sink, would hamsters be allowed to flee (like rats) or must they wait like the other paying customers ? Lastly, can you reccomend a good stockist for hamster sized luggage in the UK ?
Thanks in advance :)
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