I don't get it !!!! I couldn't find the zoom. I couldn't find the upgrade for my sniper rifle. No grenades. No piano wire. No cunningly hidden fish tank filled with piranha. There's just some cartoon chick in her underwear ! Do angels wear underwear ??? Do angels get spring ??? Please, take this thing away and repost it when you've added a Barret 50 cal with night sights !
I wanted to like this game. It has 3 of my favourite features (I have 22 favourite features in total but I'm not giving out any clues) I liked the snipery bits (is snipery a real word ? Should be !) I loved the zombie theme (can't wait for season 2 of 'Walking Dead') and it was a game (always a plus on a 'game site') Sadly, it turned out to be....er.....crap. Sorry, I was searching for a two syllable word that I could use so as to make this review worthy of 'The Times' 'Readers Digest' etc etc but I figured 'crap' was concise enough !
I think everyone is missing the real point. What I REALLY want to know is, what would the evil witch have turned the ninja into if the ninja had origionaly been a 'Ninja Dog' ??? Also, is the witch a 'human witch' or a 'dog witch' ? Why does she/he/erm....dog hate the ninja so much ? Or, does she hate the ninja ? If the witch was a 'dog' witch, maybe she turned him/her into a dog because she loved him ?! So many unanswered questions !
Also, @Antoine126 I am offended by the fact that dog ninjas are seen as inferior to human ninjas ! Have you ppl ever seen a dog ninja ? Human ninjas are seen in movies all the time but, dog ninjas are so much better because nobody EVER see's them !!! Go dogie go dogie go dogie whoop whoop !!!
WOW !!!! Didn't really go much on the game (little too much 'done before, too often, better, and funnier') but, 10 out of 10 for dev to customer feedback :) I'm not saying the game was lousy, just that I didn't feel it did anything new that made me wanna keep playing is all. That's the curse of the internet, finding that grain of gold in the sahara I guess :(
I actually liked this ! The only bits I didn't like were: The fact that you (or anyone else) created this, the fact that you (or anyone else) posted it here (or anywhere else), and the fact that I can't think of any other ways to say this blows 'game' canaries. If it hadn't been for points 1 and 2, I would have been happy to continue living. As it stands though, I'm going looking for some pills/blades/guns just so I can erase the memory of this ! Ps Minus this comment if you think I'm being overly critical >:)
No no no no no ! I have seen 'March of the penguins' TWICE !!!! And nowhere does it mention penguins running any kind of fast food place ! It is a travesty that you could even suggest such a thing ! Penguins don't even have FINGERS ! Seriously, they can't even be a BIRD properly ! They have beaks that don't peck, wings that don't help them fly, hell, they don't even have a pretty song ! They'd be a fish if they didn't cheat and jump out of the water to avoid getting their ass kicked ! They show up in the days cos of their black bit's, in the night cos of their white bits, penguins just plain suck ! Oh....and where the hell are their EARS ????? God help em if they're short sighted !
Also scumbag, if you would like to point out at what point I knowingly said I wanted to beat a child then I'd seriously reccomend getting it together. Because, dope, I have no idea who or where this 'child' is. That makes your statement ungrounded (that means lie if you're struggling) Now, because you have written it down and posted it, you are, in legal terms, committing libel. Sadly, as Kongregate seem unable or unwilling to help with this, it's likely the legal route may be my only option.
Oh, hahahaha, yet another crap 'game' upped by Kongregates resident supporter of child abuse ! What's up puppy ? Couldn't find a new battered infant picture ? Nothing controversial in the news that you could link to one of your junk tutorial ups ? In fact, are you even capable of writing a game that hasn't been harvested from the 'Write your own' sites ? Lastly, to you guys at Kongregate, I want my nick removed from this game as I don't wish to be connected with a rodent who openly promotes child abuse.
Alternatively, come knock on my door and I'll explain it to you using only a pipe wrench and a box cutter. And I guarantee I'll sleep well afterwards !
To all those 'clever' dicks who said 'What did you expect' Go to hell crap that promotes child abuse should NEVER be ignored ! It has NO entertainment value and if you think otherwise I suggest you skip down to your nearest police department and explain it to them !
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