Okay, so where's the actual game in this? I played along until the fourth chapter (where the three star fight accesses the two star fight instead, meaning the boss is never unlocked), and as far as I can see this is as actually interactive as-and less entertaining than-a short gif of Jose slapping a bully down with his book on infinite repeat. You need something other than 'press X to eventually win' for gameplay.
Next time, read what you're agreeing to. You aren't allowed to upload games you didn't make or buy the rights to, and no, offers to let you host it on your own site for free don't count.
IF Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, THEN the person who made this game probably used spellcheck instead of physically checking for typos.
Mysterious invincible enemies on level 14 confirmed-three trenches and a Tiger, that time around, but I shelled trenches for ages with no effect before, too.
Fortunately, your auto-firing secondary guns still inflict damage for some reason. It's not much fun manning my machine gun and waiting for the Sherman's main gun to finish off that tank, but it works.
He's just dreaming all this and his mind's eye is filling in details on a normal crescent moon.
Yes, I know him sleeping long enough for a full moon to wane to a crescent is insane, too.
Why, look, it's somebody trying to submit a game that's was submitted to Kongregate by the actual maker ages ago. I'd call it a nice try, but it really isn't.
Am I the only one this thing keeps screwing up on? Any stage I complete will randomly take me back to stage one, reseting all progress on the level select screen.
XD im saying again u dont know anything when they are giving the money they look to game and if it is not my game they wont give the money you only play games on that site
The fact you uploaded two very different games at the same time makes me think you didn't read this, but you aren't allowed to upload anything but your own games.
I'm positive that level 11 is taken from a 4th Edition sourcebook, and I bet it's not the only one cribbed from Wizards of the Coast. Stealing copyrighted images for your own profit can get you sued big time, so just take this game down.
I'm fairly sure you aren't allowed to use copyright-protected characters in your flash games. It's a pretty poor Wake Up the Box ripoff, regardless; you have to be pretty close to pixel perfect to be able to place anything.
Call it a hunch, qwed, but I'd say that this is one of those games where killing is a bad idea. You can sit there forever and take shots without dying, or you can shoot the gunner, who'll die after the innocent girl, which gets the two copies into a no-win brawl. There's no point at which you'll see a Game Over-You Win.
The paperclip is used to pick the lock on the trash can receptacle in the hallway, which has a trash can and a flashlight. The flashlight lets you enter the meat locker. The screwdriver you find in the meat locker opens the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom, which is yet another easily missed object.
That would be myrmidons, Mache; the term started out as describing the mythical army led by Achilles, and tends to be used to describe unusually powerful infantry in video games.
What the... I was awarded over 84 million dollars for getting through a mission without injury? If you're still bothering to update this, Nerdook, I think there's a bug that needs patching.
I think the real question here is why /you/ are uploading this instead of the guy who uploaded Cursed Dungeon. Forget to read the bit about submitting only your own material, have we?
I uploaded this because I made it. Check the credits screen in the game before accusing please.
Awoke uploaded Cursed Dungeon because he made that.
Neither of us is Erst, he's our (awesome) sponsor who paid to have his logo in the games after they were made.
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