(names pet her enemys name:ayrton)dressing time(gives pet cap and shaggy eyes and mustace(this fits with your personality!))feeding time.washing time.(you will be covered in blood later)play time.(looks with evil grin)bike riding time.(ayrton dies)(laughs)(ayrtons remainings fall in a can)(laughs evil)ooooooh what a good game sometimes but who buys her enemy?!
me:hey a bike i want to ride a bike! o what? o i thought and then she fell dead. O NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THATS NOT A BIKE RIDE!!!hahaha no no no! this is sad! this so sad!...guys i think we are eating chicken for dinner.hahahahahahaha!o now i get it:CAN your pet!you put your pet in a ca-o god!
awww, how did this egg get here?OOOO look its hatching!AWWW YOUR SO CUTE! I'll name you mini tornado! Ooooo you look hungry!! here's some food.OHHHH your face is messy! Here ill wash you off. you look board, lets play catch! that was fun! (well maybe for you but not for me but don't tell her i said that) now I' going to feed you and wash you again! your growing so lets teach you how to ride a bike! oh no you fell! wait whyis the bike upside down? why is it so spiky wh-......AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO WHA !?!?!