Your name is Harry Plopper. You are a man. You are a barber who likes pets. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a murderer. You sometimes watch TV. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is gigantic cars. You love listening to chocolate. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.
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