WHAT THE HELL? How can you beat this without getting a serious cramp all up in your hand and arms? I am legitimately asking, because this is seriously starting to hurt.
Guys. I know it's hard....but when you get to the pearl, hold your fire. It makes it so all your computer has to handle is the pearl and you, giving you a better framerate. The pearl will quit on its own. Then you can absolutely destroy that "last sliver of health." YOU CAN BEAT THIS BLOODY GAME!
Did you know? On the very last portion of the map (with the brown land), if you go to the very left of the commoner's camp, you can actually go through the wall into uncharted land? There is nothing there, and trying to go further South-East only results in a black screen you can't do anything in. Just thought I would let the dev know.
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