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Ancient Origins{flying fish}

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Aug. 24, 2009

Rating: -1

Yeah, if you make a game, you're one of two people. #1 You wanted to encourage players to stab thier eyes out with thier wireless usb clips, or #2 you're a pedaphile. You get to choose! :)

Ancient Origins{flying fish}

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Aug. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

This game is so violently distustingly vulgar... and it's G rated... that's what's sad...

The Space Game: Missions

Play The Space Game: Missions

Aug. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

Hoo boy, That last one where you have to fight 3 uberships on crazy is just downright... well... Impossible!

Heavy Weapons

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Aug. 20, 2009

Rating: -1

HAHAHAHAH!! Omg, "WTF- BWOOOOOOOOOOVM!!!!! WAHAHAHAHA" Oh yes, such a classic.

Crunchball 3000

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Aug. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

Err... it's not a terrible game... I mean... it's worth a 4, but... It's not terribly original.

Cargo Bridge

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Aug. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Oh wow! I really love this game. It's so creatively challenging! I've already beaten the game. Oh, and a hint for those of you stuck in the game (or B****ing about it being crap)-Keep in mind the bridge you are building is a suspensions bridge, which means it has to hang and pull against itself to remain intact.

Epic War 3

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Aug. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

ZOMGWTFROFLCOPTORLOLWUT? Little invincible goblin that runs past all of my stuff and Kills the castle in ONE HIT!?!?! ZOMGWTFROFLCOPTORLOLW...

Epic War 3

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Aug. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

Wow, this is cool. I'll finally stop calling these games "Epic Bore" instead of "Epic War." This number 3 finally delivers a fun game.

Gravitee 2

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Aug. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

It's not like this game isn't good-I did play it long enough to earn the hard badge. It's not like people didn't put good effort into making this... it's just... I don't find it to be any fun? I can't quite put it into words... I guess I feel it's not very interesting-I can think of so many cooler things than aimlessly hitting a golf ball into outer space.

Dynamic Systems

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Aug. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

All in all it would be a decent enough game if it wern't for the fact that it's broken (you can solve levels extremeley easier than meant to) and another blatant big fat greasy advertising bucket that asked you every 4 times you fail if you wanted to contribute to the trafficking to Kings site. This makes me sick. Yet another failure from King. Thankyou. Just, thank you.

Morningstar

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Aug. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

*whew* Well, that was cool. The story line was really neat. I only wish I could have found more out about the aliens. The graphics were freakishly good. Sadly, I just found the actual game itself to be lacking. 4/5 but that does not mean that this game isn't awesome.

MoneySeize

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Aug. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!! IN YO FACE STUPID BLARGHADY BLARGH IMPOSSIBLE BADGE!!! Hahahaha! Got it! But what the heck does 12510184036 mean?

Phage Wars 2

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Aug. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

Ah, a great sequel to the first one but... lol? Time on my units chart went backwards? Since when can time go backwards? Unless... I INVENTED A TIME TRAVELING PHAGE!!! OH YAH!

MoneySeize

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Aug. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

Lol @ Mr. Chuckle. He basically gave a response that says clear as day, "I stink at this game and now I'm gonna whine about it to make me feel like I fail less." ON a lighter note, I know the secret to beating the game-you have to burn the rope ;D

B29 Assault

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May. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

Yeah.. I mean like... Yeah... You can play it... but why? Not that I could do better but... there's nothing... exciting about it... same strategy in every level. Don't get shot. Kill them. Fight the boss. Turn around. Do it again.

Pirate Defense

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May. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

Linking hurts my brain but I watched the menu screen pirate talking like 3 times straight it was so funny!

Smileys-War

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May. 14, 2009

Rating: -1

TwoChans painkillerjim doombro lich copy paste then sign if you want this game to be multiplayer

Bot Arena 3

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May. 13, 2009

Rating: -1

I will say that quest #4 is a b****.

Army of Destruction

Play Army of Destruction

May. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

Great game, I loved it. I don't know what everyone is whining about. I loved the animation, and my only complaint is the grammar... is the programmer Korean or something? Oh, I guess I wished there was some fan art at the end heheheheh.... gosh. Anyway gg.

Splitter

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May. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

Ick... it could have been fun but... it just wasnt. The idea has a lot of merit but fails to deliver... kind of like civiballs, also by King.

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