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Don't Touch the Tangerine
Sep. 12, 2014
Rating: 4
ZzZzZzZ... you still not talking...? You little bitch...
You are a...
Rating: 0
I'm apparently a tit-grabbing lobster who likes to end the life of toes...
KILLS AND SNIPE
Aug. 11, 2014
wtf?
GunBlood
Aug. 10, 2014
Rating: 3
The guy with the bottles killed me...T_T
Potty Racers 2
Aug. 08, 2014
Well, at least when you have to take a shit, you don't have to wait until you land.
Stealth Hunter
Aug. 06, 2014
Rating: 2
so, i was right next to a guard, about to snap his neck, hands around his head. yes!!!oh crap he saw me!!!so i raise my hands???
Red Car 2
Aug. 04, 2014
Rating: 1
I tried to do it slow to win, but they give you 10 seconds...eh... i punched my monitor...
Memoir Text Adventure
Jul. 30, 2014
so i was led into a bedroom...by a hot chick...and i run to the chemists...and when i get back she isent there.F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F--F-UCK YOU!!!
when your hit with a f*cking knife, dont you think they would take it out...or is that just me?
The Game That Never Ends!
Jul. 28, 2014
thumbs up if you started singing along...also thumbs up if you wanted to shoot yourself afterwords...
The Last Stand
Jul. 25, 2014
scariest thing ever: the barier was at 0, a fat police man with a botton charging at me.
Strip The Hot Chick
Jul. 08, 2014
wtf...
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