Me: Alright medic your the fastest, you have to go behind enemy lines and recover that supply crate. we need that ice cream!
Medic: But sir I'm not a fighter I'm pretty much unarmed
Me: Exactly that's why we'll cover you with these spec ops over here
Medic: okay *runs off to get supply crate
Me: okay boys get your grenades ready...
I need more of this shit... oh and here is a joke
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
The enemies of the Emperor fear many things.
They fear discovery, defeat, despair and death.
Yet there is one thing they fear above all others.
They fear the wrath of the Space Marines!
A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death. A Traitor can never be forgiven. A Traitor will never find peace in this world or the next. There is nothing as wretched or as hated in all the world as a Traitor
A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
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