POOR BUDDY, HE HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE. BEING BURNED, TOSSED, SHOT AT, HIT, RAPED, STUNED, HIT BY BOWLING BALLS, BASEBALLS, RUBBER BALLS, BLUE BALLS, MY BALLS, EVERYONES BALLS, EVEN HIS BALLS,EXPLODED BY MINES, MISSILES AND SOME GRANADES, ETCERA ETCETERA. HE WAS MY BEST BUDDY
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SORRY FOR DOING ALL THAT TO YOU BUDDY.
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I DID YOUR WIFE