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Theme Hotel

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Dec. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Theme Elevator has some quirks, but the gameplay is fun, the game is cleanly executed AND it's nice to see someone break out of the usual Kongregate routine. 5/5

Ninja Painter

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Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: -2

I am a hundred different kinds of sorry, but the BGM is making me contemplate suicide.

Love

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Apr. 14, 2011

Rating: -21

Damn, that white sqauare is a needy little bitch!

Hack Slash Crawl

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Mar. 10, 2011

Rating: 1

Glitch, crash, fade to black. Pity, actually...

Ray Quest

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Nov. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

4/5 for a polished game. -1 for telling me how to upgrade my ship. -1 for those awful synth-piano-lines. +1 for... dunno, charity. 3/5

Pandemic 2

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Oct. 01, 2010

Rating: 2

Got my hard badge. Finally! Lucked out and started in effing Madagascar. Go ahead, close the borders, Mr. President, see if I care! :)

Every 60 seconds

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Sep. 30, 2010

Rating: 2

This is a prime example of how games and electronic media can be used to make poweful social and artistic statements. Next time someone tries to give you the "Momfg! Gamers are teh bad 4s us!" routine, show him this game.

Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

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Sep. 30, 2010

Rating: -13

Rated 0/5 for lame, unrealistic ponytail-physics. Unh-unh-unnhh! ; )

Reincarnation: The Backfire Of Hell

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Sep. 29, 2010

Rating: -8

yay free points!

DuckLife

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Sep. 18, 2010

Rating: 1

So whimsical it almost hurts. That is a good thing, in this case.

Castle Crashing "The Beard"

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Sep. 18, 2010

Rating: 6

You know what would make this really good? Decent controls.

Museum of Thieves

Play Museum of Thieves

Sep. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

While the graphics, music, and overall atmosphere are quite nice, the üroblem here is that the game's "story" and gameplay are totally segregated, making everything you "accomplish" totally meaningless. It's a (not very challenging) difference game, and that, sadly, is all there is.

Infectonator : World Dominator

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Sep. 10, 2010

Rating: 1

173 days. FINALLY free of the stranglehold!

Epic Coaster

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Sep. 09, 2010

Rating: 4

Is it me or is this Canabalt on some feel-good drugs w/ more cowbell?

CycloManiacs

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Nov. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

solid

Toss the Turtle

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Sep. 26, 2009

Rating: 0

Maybe I'm missing sth, but what is the point of the nuke? If you detonate, you get like, what? 5k feet out of the blast. That's about half the cash you paid for the damn thin. Whopee!

Toss the Turtle

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Sep. 25, 2009

Rating: 0

This game is pretty tedious and bland and repetitive. For some reason, I enjoy that type of game. Hm. BUT this motherf***er hogs ressources like crazy! My Laptop is old and slow, but there's exactly ZERO reason a game like this should stutter and freeze like it does!

Pwong 2

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Sep. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

THIS. IS. MADNESS!!!

Canabalt

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Sep. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Booyah! 6224m. Should do it for now! Man, I LOVE this game! Not just the pure, basic thrill of the running and jumping, but the atmosphere, the dread of solitude, the imminent threat. It's amazing how, with just a bit of background art, the game creates an engaging and interesting setting just by implication. Instant classic, 7/5, at least!

Little Wheel

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Sep. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

The level of polish on this game is amazing. Almost makes you forget that gameplay is just one shiny railroad... 5/5 though!

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