unspeakablenoise's Comments

Nov. 07, 2014

Rating: 28

I still love this game! I wish that there was a "equal-racer" mode where people could only pick from a set of default non-upgraded racers... that would give new players a chance. Maybe "equal-racer" mode could have special prizes not available elsewhere, to encourage vets to play? :)

Nov. 03, 2014

Rating: 1

I think I'd enjoy this game more if it weren't for the unbearable lag... when I restart a level, it takes up to 10 secs for my sandbox dude to respond to key presses. :(

Oct. 26, 2014

Rating: 11

Welp, guess I'm not getting a shiny Kongpanion this week... this game has about the same amount of control as drunkenly running down a slip-and-slide. Except running down a slip-and-slide is way more fun.

Oct. 23, 2014

Rating: 1

@CrackAttackChi, you don't have to click the walkthrough button, you just have to hover your mouse over it. :)

Oct. 21, 2014

Rating: -5

The game doesn't save your progress when you exit? Baww, there goes my triplane and my plasma bombs... :(

Sep. 20, 2014

Rating: 3

"My XP bar is so close! I bet I'll level up next battle!" Played through the Endless Cave for a while like that... before realizing the characters are capped at level 20... xD

Sep. 03, 2014

Rating: 2

You can also reload the page after getting 3 upgrades in order to get the badge - don't need to complete the level. Hope that helps some folks. :)

Sep. 01, 2014

Rating: 3

I've heard the main title theme music before in other Kong games! It must be a popular tune... anyone know where it's from?

Jun. 29, 2014

Rating: 4

How many closers are there? Do not want to have to play this any longer than I have to for Kongpanion... :(

May. 01, 2014

Rating: 6

Interesting idea, but the lack of checkpoints and the tedium of the all-look-same mazes kills the concept after the first few levels. :( I really wanted to like this game, I did...

Apr. 19, 2014

Rating: 21

I love the writing in this game. Probably some of the best in-game descriptions I've ever read. Kudos to the authors! @mithradites, totally agree!

Apr. 16, 2014

Rating: 16

Establishing a zombie's sentience, giving it an adorable bunny to pet, and then shooting it in all its limbs as it howls in pain... didn't this scientist ever take an ethics class?!

Apr. 09, 2014

Rating: 1

Haha what a classic game, I remember playing it when it first came out and it cracked me up! Why isn't it badged?

Mar. 31, 2014

Rating: 11

This game reminds me a lot of a game I played as a kid, The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain... one of the minigames was almost -exactly- like this one, with a little programmable 'bot! Anyone else played it? :)

Mar. 30, 2014

Rating: 2

Oops, never mind. It just takes, what, 200 shots to take down Mr. Boss? Thank god for holding down the space bar to shoot...

Mar. 30, 2014

Rating: 1

This. Game. Augh. I'm shooting the final boss in the eyes several dozen times and nothing's happening! How many shots does it take?!

Mar. 28, 2014

Rating: 1

Darn, no Kong badge for getting a Gold star on all levels? :P Great game - love these puzzles!

Mar. 10, 2014

Rating: 1

Awesome concept and game! Wish the space and up key functions were reversed, though. I keep opening doors when I want to jump. xD

Mar. 09, 2014

Rating: 0

@littlemanSMG jump up to the point where the hanging light touches the ceiling. That opens up the next room. :)

Mar. 04, 2014

Rating: 3

Dear Ms. Reporter, please stop interrupting me with news flashes about how a city has been looted and pillaged before I'm done looting and pillaging said city. It's cramping my style!