After about an hour of play in a top-down scroller, I'd expect to have.. just about everything. Not some shameless war-monger-monkey who wants to overcharge me for the ability to get more money.
You'd have been better off to make an enjoyable game and ask for donations than to shamelessly make players grind for hours on end OR give you money to feel like this game is winnable. For SHAME, NinjaKiwi, for shame.
So, rawismojo, there are pirates pirating a pirate game about pirates, made by gamepirate?... I sense a pattern here.
Fun game btw, OP. Please everyone, avoid Panama lol.
Me: This couldn't get any worse. Game: HAHAHA LAZORS!.. Me: Yes, I've passed im getting better.. Game: HAHAHAH blades. Me: Thank god, i've conquered the blade. Game: F U, INVISIBLE BLOCKS! I cried.
2 Things. Please, for the love of God, don't make this multi unless you balance the range. The mage spam would be crazy. 2, why was my village destroyed by the most adorable creatures...ever.
I feel like a lot of the money I made just went to waste. There should totally be some way to spend the money. The game was fun, the bosses.. eh. I felt like fighting them was more just an "ends to a mean" than a reward. I shot toasters worth more than those bosses.
Found a glitch. When the football zombie gets to the wall, and you shoot him, he damn near pops over the wall.. it doesn't really affect anything. Just bugged me the hell out the first time. And can we get the option to change the AI's weapons?.. because i accidentally gave her the freeze gun not knowing how worthless she'd be. Practically every zombie after she started donning the freeze gun was unfreeze-able.
and what sick-twisted mind would give a car rockets and all kinds of explosives and still let it have that "turtle on it's back" syndrome. That point where you're just senselessly rocking back and forth to set it straight... but, good game..
I'd like to credit the makers of these cars to the good old people at Ikea. Thanks for using sticky tape to hold on the tires, wonder how i'd make it without you.
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