Just noticed that the background looks like there's a lot of sperm just moving about. I don't want to know where we are, and why there are so many 'enemies' that look like more viruses.
Oh man. Max Payne. Would be careful about the use of music though. Some other game maker had to take his down because he used music from a video game.
But this is hilariously brilliant.
The energy drinks need to be MUCH cheaper. It gets very tedious maintaining relationships with the sponsors (and if you're foolish enough, your girlfriend) when you also try to improve your player.
My base salary is 14, and the base drink costs 27!
We changed it a bit, so it's not the same music. Thank you)