When the outbreak occured, chuck norris was outside of one of the city of arlingtons rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a unicycle came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 100,000,000,000 people. chuck norris was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the unicycle. Then, as if in a dream, paris hilton came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her bra, drenching it. Before Fatman could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the unicycle, paris hilton sunk her teeth into his dick. He had put up a megen fox poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the his dick ..